So, it seems being a member of holier-than-just-about-everybody Opus Dei, doesn’t put you above being a mendacious, deceitful, double-counting, bandwagon-jumping, book-cooker.

As if the Catholic Church didn’t have a bad enough name already*.

And the more I read about this fabulous school dinner panacea, the more I feel like Lando Calrissian: This deal is getting worse all the time.

(Channel 4 News Factchecker link via Shot by both sides. Ruddy marvellous.)

* Being an ex-member of the cult who has spent the last 18 years being de-programmed, I’m allowed to get stuck in.**

** Footnote idea nicked from The Pseudo Magazine. Credit where credit’s due, that’s me.