The Independent: The ’strawmato’: equally good in a salad - or with a little chocolate

FIt is a fruit, looks like a strawberry, tastes sweet and you can, apparently, dip it into melted chocolate. But it is, actually, a tomato.

Lisa: You’re about to launch a terrible evil on the world. You’ve got to destroy this plant!
Homer: I know, honey. But what can I do as an individidual? I wouldn’t know where to begin.
Lisa: Just burn that plant right now and end this madness.
Homer: I wish i could make a difference, Lisa, but I’m just one man.
Lisa: Grrrr!
Homer: I agree, but how?

Tomacco, anyone?