This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER…it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven’t been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to THE DEATH PENALTY (or affect your parents’ credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things.*

Following on from Tim Ireland’s excoriation of the Goverment’s latest craven and underhand scam to stifle popular protest and dissent, there’s more from Robin at Perfect along with another pledge which could be fun:

I will apply for authorisation to demonstrate in the vicinity of Parliament every day for a month from 1st August 2005 but only if 50 other responsible citizens will too.

Think of the exercise you could have touring the various police stations in London to deliver your protest applications or, if like me and don’t live in the capital, enjoying a brisk walk to the post box to send them.

*Frank Zappa, Joe’s Garage.

(File under: Activism, Politics)