Here I am in sunny Edinburgh enjoying the rally. Join me.

Single blokes should note that male protesters are currently massively outnumbered by the female ones. Robin Grant’s here somewhere as well though I haven’t seen him yet. Later, I’ll be having something deep fried and throwing up in a park.

Unfortunately, the march past Gleneagles has been cancelled “amid fears for public safety” on the part of the police. Which translates as “we can’t guarantee that we’ll discriminate when we start hitting people with our metal sticks a bit later” or “police in collateral damage warning”.