Heads up, true believers!

BBC News: Clarke takes action to keep job

Police and immigration officers have embarked on a series of raids to detain some of the hundreds of freed foreign prisoners who were not deported.

They have been ordered by the home secretary, who faces further pressure to resign as it emerged five freed criminals had gone on to commit crimes.

Criminals beware! You may have served your time. You may have paid your debt. Your conviction may be spent. But that won’t stop Charles. He’s coming to get you. Your reign of terror is at an end. Going straight? Why bother? If you get between Charles and his comforts, as between a lioness and her cubs, don’t be surprised if you get mauled.

He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are on a plane.

Needless to say, British murderers, rapists and nonces can sleep soundly. Don’t worry, Little Englanders, nobody kicked in Jonathan King’s door at dawn this morning.