And then there were eight.

Picked the wrong summer holiday to build one of these with the kids. It was out of date before we even hung it up.

As if butchering Tom and Jerry wasn’t enough. All those childhood years spent poring over books about the solar system. And for what? Bloody progress.

It’s been a bad week for those of us with arrested development. Next they’ll telling us that the Jim’ll Fix It footage of those cub scouts who ate their lunch on the roller coaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach was faked.

That 2003 UB313 can sod right off as well.