No Thing going on
No Friday Thing piece this week. Work pressures coupled with a sense of humour failure served to torpedo my muse. (See also lack of action round here of late.) All back to normal soon, hopefully.
Anyway, despite my absence (or maybe because of it), this week’s The Friday Thing is a right royal rocker. Get over there, get signed up and have a look. It’s completely free and completely ace.
Posted on September 15th, 2006 at 2:16pm under A few administrative notices
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It strikes me there is a germ of a TV show here, combining ,
1. Celebrity
2. Huge audiences
3. Quiz show – audience participation – money from pro active phone ins…
“Death in the Afternoon”
Fillum of Celebrities dying… Start with Steve Irwin, then say… Bruce Forsyth tripping over a mike cable on Celebrity Dancing and strangling himself on the cable… Ant and Dec Snowboarding down Mont Blanc … Madonna at Burleigh falling off horse …
The audience have to phone in , TRUE or FALSE to win a free burial program.
Just think… the possibilities are endless… Vote for next week’s victim … This week folks it’s Simon Cowell, strangled by the waistband of his trousers, to vote for him dial … for Natasha Kaplinski overheating whilst nude sunbathing Dial….Chris Evans bleeds to death when he smashes Xerox photocopier glass plate copying his arse …
Considering the dire ITV Autumn schedules I think it’s a winner.
I missed the important bit …”Death in the Afternoon” keeps the OAP’s AND the Unemployed happy, no more Countdown to exercise their brain power… could slip references to DIY euthanasia – at both ends of the market – OLD incontenent, no future , well top yersel then …YOUNG, unemployed, drugged up, life meaningless … Only needs a little sprucing up and Home Sec. Jock Jack Reid would buy it just to show to prisoners…. perhaps that Soham chap was just a dry run ?