Load of old Yank
‘I really, really hate America,’ I thought to myself today while out listening to Queens of the Stone Age on my new iPod. The more I thought about it, the angrier I got and when I got home I had to have a shot of Bulleit bourbon to calm down.
Unfortunately, the murderous hate stayed with me. It quite ruined my attempts to enjoy the Terry Gilliam DVD I had been looking forward to watching.
How can I sate this lustful hate? How can a man, dressed in nothing but denims, etnies and Scarface T-shirt, who hates America and all it stands for, release the seed of anti-Americanism that is pent up inside him?
Ah, that’s better. Sledgehammer Left-wing wank fantasies funded by Tories. Is there anything sweeter? This one’s a two boxes of Kleenex job.
This is a line I’ve used before, but still: If the cap fits, wear it. The thing is, if you were a milliner making caps for British America-haters, you’d be bust in a week. If only the same could be said of Tory propagandists flailing with their banjos at cows’ arses.
Elsewhere, George Galloway sleeps like a baby.
Posted on February 23rd, 2007 at 5:23pm under Culture, media and sport, UK politics, US Politics
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Etnies is French, isn’t it? Goddamn surrender monkey.
You mean I’m shoring up my fading youth with French skater trainers?
Damn.
Did you spot the briefly blooming “Democratic Nicaragua” slipped under the carpet at the end. You couldn’t make it up etc. etc.
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