Pairs of privilege
Ever wanted to be a posho thug smashing up a restaurant or bar but your daddy wasn’t rich enough to pay your bills or bail? Well now you still can’t be but at least you can commit said thugs’ faces to memory, by way of a diverting game, so you know who not to vote for at the next election.
Posted on March 7th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
That’s impossible.
They all look the same.
It’s easy - just remember that Quentin is the one without the chin, Strangely-Brown is the one without the genetic diversity, and David is the one without the credibility.
Aardvark, that’s exactly what I thought. Apart from Boris and the one with the really silly hairstyle, all posh blokes seem to look the same.
I don’t know if they plan to attract the wayward chavs/yobs to the poles with this kind of story or wheather they would seek to keep it quite for fear of it putting off the pretentious “middle” classes.
Still, I’d rather have david cameron in power to reck the joint and then pay “Very large amounts of cash” “to the owners to pay them off for the destruction.” Than the alternative of having Gordon washisname of labour or Ming Thing-a-me of Libdem wishy-washy Inc.
Do not worry, the British people of Middle England are being kept in the dark from newspapers like the Mail and Sexpress, they will vote for those good looking students at the next General Election.
PS: Last I looked I got the lowest/highest score for turns, 52 it was. Bugger Tim for not recording it properly.
I made it in 46 flips, but then submitted a higher (i.e. worse score) and my 46 flips was lost.
I want the success achieved in my wasted time to be recorded for cyber-ever. There will be no other successes to point my grandchildren towards.
So I state it here. And you’ll all have to trust me!
I must admit that the scoreboard is broken/rigged. I couldn’t get the CHMOD commands to behave, so I instead opted for a rigged board that would guarantee that certain sad Tories would play the game at least twice in a futile effort to wipe their name (or that of their sister) off the board.
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That sounds like a Brownite plot to me, Ireland. I’ve submitted a dossier to the relevant authorities. I hope you have a personal letter of retraction ‘covering’ your arse.