Admit it, mate, whatever I say about you, you’re feeling a little icky at having these liars line up behind you, no? I think there’s some hope for you, unlike the little playground snivellers on this thread, of whom ‘Rochenko’ is merely the feeblest. I think in future you will be writing about British service personnel with a little more caution and a little less contempt.

According to my in-depth research, this comment thread conclusively proves that the internet breeds self-righteous cunts, and so should be burned to the ground for the good of humanity.

And I now understand that it follows that whatever you’re banging on about here simply must be true. What was it again?

Ejh says: ‘Hopefully there’ll be a few more captives paraded on telly and we can all chuckle at that.’

And Jim says er, yuh, I agree…

…Somewhere in the North of England, as you wallow in your sewer, Justin McKeating is staring at his computer screen with fascinated horror: ‘If I only managed to get these perverts defending me, did I call this one right? Maybe I should post something about the Iranian government… Is what’s happening to those sailors really funny?’

Fair enough: as long as you don’t indulge your rather strange tastes on real live women, I can’t see that your perversions are anyone’s business but your own. And yes, I wouldn’t be too surprised to see ‘Tampon Teabag’ (how old is this guy?) and Jim Bliss giggle with you.

But Justin McKeating, I think, whenever he reads your last comment, is going to be feeling dismayed. I think Justin linked to this rubbish without really thinking about what it said, and I strongly suspect that being defended by the likes of you has been far more than he wanted.

BTW have you told John Band he’s an Iranian yet, Moron?