It’s been no picnic

My six year-old daughter’s just been complaining that whenever I make up her lunch box for school, I ‘always’ make her jam sandwiches. This is a filthy lie clearly aimed at undermining my position as most popular member of the household.

Only when I have a particularly stinking hangover - and can’t face lingering over the preparation of food - does she get jam sandwiches and that’s happened about once in the last month. But she obviously only remembers the disappointment of the less exotic sandwich over the glee of a more exciting comestible.

And so, as you do, I got me thinking about the Prime Minister’s legacy. Has it all been endless jam butties? Sure, we’ve had the egg mayonnaise of Northern Ireland but what about the Quorn and cream cheese of Iraq? The rest is jam, isn’t it? Jam yesterday, jam today and jam tomorrow.


Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

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  1. Wolfie (1 comments.) on 11.05.2007 at 15:07 Permalink | Reply

    Northern Ireland is being touted as his success but I find this rather puzzling.

    George Bush should take the credit, as his War on Terror brought the flow of dollars from the US to a swift end and with Guantanamo beckoning the old IRA faithful soiled their pants and headed for the negotiation table.

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