Two minute hate
Lashings of bile, ill will and hopes for a lonely demise to the utter, abject knobheads who put the MASSIVE FUCKING PLOT SPOILER for 28 Weeks Later in today’s Guardian Guide. I hope all your children have really tiny dicks. Including the girls.
If you’re planning to go and see the film and don’t want to go with a MASSIVE FUCKING PLOT SPOILER lodged in your brain, do not, I repeat DO NOT, read the Guardian Guide today.
Thanks for nothing you only-in-the-job-because-of-daddy dicks.
Posted on May 12th, 2007 at 9:42 am
You want a better target? Try Charles M Schulz, who gave away the ending of Citizen Kane in a Peanuts cartoon. I think it was Lucy spoiling it for Linus, in the cartoon: it was also Schulz spoiling it for me and many others like me.
Schulz, so far from having a lonely demise, died wealthy, happy and loved by millions.
I’ve never seen Citizen Kane. After all the hype and raised expectations I fear now that it would be the Tony Blair of movies.
I do remember Sean Hughes, when he was on GLR, deliberately blowing the end of The Six Sense not long after it came out. As karma would have it, that act of shittery coincided with the start of his long slide into obscurity.
Chris Moyles deliberately gave away the twist at the end of Fight Club while it was still at the cinema, which is why I regard him as a pigshit-thick, butt-ugly twat.
Mind you Fight Club is a load of flashy and meretricious shite so the presence or otherwise of any twists is not of exceptional importance.
Citizen Kane gets better once you know the ending, surely? Then you realise it’s not just a bog-standard mystery, but something far, far greater. No idea how many times I’ve seen it now, but it’s still getting better on every viewing.
(As for The Sixth Sense, the twist was given away in the trailer, I thought… Overhyped nonsense, like all of that Shyamalamalamalan guy’s stuff.)
Never seen the Sixth Sense, didn’t have to - the twist was, as noted above, blatantly obvious. By happy coincidence I went to see Fight Club instead. Fight Club was ace. Chris Moyles you can hate by virtue of his existence alone.