He started it! No, he did! Miss, miss, Tony’s showing off again! Don’t listen to him miss, David’s just jealous!

You have to admit, British politicians do dignity like nobody else.

Envy:

Mr Cameron said the PM was acting “like a pop star” by making several trips around the world.

Projection:

But Mr Blair said the Tory leader was “flailing around a bit”, adding: “It’s a little bit pathetic.”