A fine line, apparently*
We all hate a nonce, don’t we? If we can’t burn him ourselves then we want him shanked in prison. The lowest of the low. Sub-human creatures worthy only of fists and spittle, yeah?
So, obviously, we can take a good guess at who voted Hermione Granger 98 in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women**.
Can’t we?
* Holier than thou, dad-with-daughters post.
** I didn’t buy it. I read about it in the latest Empire Magazine. I bought the one with a stormtrooper on the front. I like stormtroopers.
Posted on May 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Yeah, good point as a general thing, “Not today” and all that. But Emma Watson’s 17.
Granted. But seeing as how she entered popular culture as a pre-pubescent fantasy witch…
Personally, I filed it along with the tabloid photos of the teenage Charlotte Church looking ‘chest swell’ and the Daily Mail photos of Prince Andrew’s kids in their bikinis. Time to watch that Brass Eye special again.
Charlotte Church and the Brass Eye Special came together, of course, in this glorious piece of Daily Star hypocrisy some years ago…
Can I claim the prize as the only person who needed to click on the link provided to find out that “Hermione Grainger” is in fact a fictional character. She doesn’t look 98.
No you can’t. And I win the tie-break because despite working in a children’s bookshop I’ve never read Harry Potter.
ejh…
you lucky lucky person.
Was challenged to read one after years of denial. Never read such a turgid badly written bit of hokum since the Da Vinci Code.
the films are quite entertaining though.