Flatus Quo
The Parliamentary Labour Party have decided you can have any colour you like as long as its Brown. The man himself is proving to be continuity Blair. There’s the creeping realisation that you might as well pick the next deputy leader of the Labour Party with a pin for all the differences between the candidates.
And this is a party supposedly obsessed with ‘choice’ and ‘change’ and ‘modernisation’.
With this in mind and in tribute to the departing Tony Blair, he and many of his friends have put together an album of Status Quo covers. It’s dedicated to Britain’s voters and is titled ‘Quo Vadis?’ Here’s a sneak peak of the track listings.
1. Down Down – The Labour Party Membership
2. Something ‘Bout You Baby I Like – Tony Blair and Rupert Murdoch
3. Break The Rules – Peter Mandelson and David Blunkett
4. Roll Over Lay Down – The Parliamentary Labour Party
5. Gonna Teach You to Love Me – Gordon Brown
6. Whatever You Want – Tony Blair and Rebekah Wade
7. Roll Over Lay Down (reprise) – The Parliamentary Lobby Journalists
8. Dear John – Tracey Temple
9. Famous In The Last Century – Alastair Campbell
10. Ain’t Complaining – Alastair Campbell’s Bank Manager
11. In My Chair – Tony Blair and Gordon Brown
12. Living On An Island – Margaret Hodge
13. The Party Ain’t Over Yet – Hazel Blears
14. She Don’t Fool Me – The Ex-Members of the Labour Party
15. Marguerita Time – Tony Blair
David Cameron’s tribute album ‘More Quo Than Quo’ is released next week.
Posted on May 25th, 2007 at 1:07pm under Culture, media and sport, New Labour, UK politics
“More Quo Than Quo”? Is this Cameron’s admission of the decline in his status?
In The Army Now – most of Tony’s young constituents
Word on the street is that this has been such a success they’re already breaking down Mark Knopfler’s door for a special Iraq War themed follow up EP called ‘(We refuse to admit that we are all in) Dire Straits’ the alleged track list is:
Brothers in Arms – Tony Blair and George Bush
Sultans of Swing – The members of the Hutton enquiry
Money for Nothing – Kellogg, Brown & Root (KBR)
Setting me up – The Friends and Family of Dr David Kelly
Twisting by the Pool – The Guantanamo Bay Male Voice Choir
Skateaway – Tony Blair
Its still number one, its top of the pops.
Classic! That’s straight in this evening.