Speech impediment
I suppose I might do something on Gordon Brown’s speech to the Labour conference today - I did Tony’s last couple so it’s probably worth seeing if Gordon’s any improvement oratorically.
I’m not holding out any hopes, mind, and the bloody speech is 13 pages of A4. Including power naps, it may take some time to get through it. In the meantime, Matt Buck has created a tasty reduction.
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 6:01 pm

Was it double-spaced though? And if he used 14pt font size, and increased the margins to 2 inches, he could make his speech seem longer than it actually is.
“Gordon Brown - a 14pt Prime Minister!” Saatchi and Saatchi can have that one for free.
Richard Thomson has also reduced Irn Broons speech to its essence:
http://scotsandindependent.blogspot.com/2007/09/that-gordon-brown-speech-in-full.html
and
http://1820.org.uk/2007/09/a_very_british_coo.shtml