Outed at last
Ah, but what flavour was it, true believers?
It says ‘used to’ but I still do occasionally slip on the old tights and cape and go out and give him a slap. I don’t see him that often any more, if truth be told, not since his mum got ill. And then there was that unpleasantness when we were seen in the park together. Two men in tight clothing rolling around together in public is frowned upon in this less innocent age.
I’ve calmed down a lot since reaching my thirties anyway. It’s more cats stuck in trees, VAT fraud and dog mess these days. Evil never sleeps.
Posted on February 4th, 2008 at 4:56 am
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lol
Have you thought about a comeback? All the ‘greats’ have done it y’know.
Get off down the hosiers, for a funky new outfit and I’m sure you’ll have nemesii queueing up to bring you your doom.
Maybe I could get someone younger to dress up for me. Doesn’t Batman do that? In a strictly professional sense, obviously.
If it was me dressing up like robin, I’d want a mask that covers more of my face.
It’s more cats stuck in trees, VAT fraud and dog mess these days.
Just because you’re too chicken to go out without backup…
Word Verification: tijccqog. Well, exactly.
And now, the Iain Dale version: “Evil never sleeps. It was just resting its eyes.”
And before you know it the Fathers For Justice lot will be getting in on the act.