Twitter daily digest
- Just seen Zoe Ball dropping her kid off at school. She’s got a MASSIVE 4×4. #
- I suppose a tasteful Valentine card would be an oxymoron, wouldn’t it? #
- I’m offering a Valentine’s message service on my Twitter account. Anyone wanting to send a message of love let me know. Tenner a word. #
- Also, I’m offering a lonely hearts services as well. Unlucky in love? Send me your ad - no more than 140 characters. Tenner a word. #
- VALENTINE: Oi, Big Udders, I’ll love you till the cows come home. Love Spongiform. #
- Male, 11, GSOH, WLTM filly (18-75) to seduce and abandon. Must be teary, delicate sort. Pref. no burly relatives able to give pasting. #
- ♥: Dear You, thank God for the greetings card industry or I might have forgotten how I feel about you, Love Me xxx #
- @tygerland: I resent that. I’m merely providing a services. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. At a tenner a word. #
- ♥: X, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. This cheap black thong with red hearts on it from Asda is a token of my undying love. Y xxx #
- Never mind Sharia Law, when can we have a Siesta Law? #
- One of the finest episodes of the Simpsons is on Channel 4 RIGHT NOW. #
Posted on February 12th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
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