This Guardian doodling thing is a direct steal from the vastly superior kid’s Anti-Colouring Book. The Guardian have just made it appealing to adults. Mature infantilisation - that’s an oxymoron you could build a society on. Oh, we already have.

Not only that, but the page in the Guardian’s pale imitation that wants you to write and rewrite ‘I love my job’ until ‘you really believe it’, is just evil if you ask me. I’m going to give my copy to the first call centre worker I meet, you know, to cheer them up.