TRAITORS!

This traitorous nonsense needs to be stopped right now. How is this kind of thing allowed to happen?

How To Be Happy: Ask yourself if you really need what you buy
‘I am spending too much, to the point where I am waking up at night worrying about my credit-card debt. What can I do?’ H.

The suggested solutions of ‘avoidance strategies’ and ’self-sabotaging over-consumption’ are nothing short of sedition. Shouldn’t these people be in camps or something?

My advice to ‘H’ would be to avoid this filthy fifth-columnist samizdat and stick to the cardinal maxim of our society:

With open wallet and closed mind,
You’ll be more accepting of the daily grind.
Turn that frown upside down,
It’s all for the good of Gordon Brown.

Spend till you’re spent.


Posted on March 9th, 2008 at 11:33 am

See also
the magic wallet
God’s will: picking and choosing
Naomi Wolf: Fascist America, in 10 easy steps
   
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4 Comments

  1. a very public sociologist on 09.03.2008 at 20:08 Permalink | Reply

    Am I the only blogger who doesn’t have a credit card?

    1. Justin on 09.03.2008 at 20:31 Permalink | Reply

      Nope. I don’t have one either.

  2. Gorilla Bananas (1 comments.) on 09.03.2008 at 21:26 Permalink | Reply

    If humans don’t spend money they’ll just waste their energy masturbating.

  3. redpesto on 10.03.2008 at 16:48 Permalink | Reply

    If humans don’t spend money they’ll just waste their energy masturbating.

    …and if they do, they’ll only spend it on things to masturbate to (or with).

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