Comments on: Satan is an amateur, says Smith

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:19:07 +0000

Fantastic. I shall put it in my back pocket for later.

By: Philip

Philip — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:35:07 +0000

I would have used this.

By: Sim-O's Random Thoughts

Sim-O's Random Thoughts — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:23:20 +0000

Iraqis asylum seekers told ‘What’s the problem?’…

or more accurately, f……

By: Tom P

Tom P — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:19:20 +0000

Sounds quite like the Cloverfield monster to me…

By: redpesto

redpesto — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:14:59 +0000

Mike: I was thinking that recently (though the book is still in my to be read pile).

By: Antipholus Papps

Antipholus Papps — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:43:55 +0000

’slack-mouthed’, ‘doughy and inappropriate twelve inches of cleavage’ and ‘monster’

Hooray! I just put ’slack-mouthed’, ‘doughy and inappropriate twelve inches of cleavage’ and ‘monster’ into Google and got Jacqui Smith! Thanks Justin!

By: BD

BD — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:36:51 +0000

Delighted to hear that Iraq is now safe to visit, I rushed to the Foreign Office's travel advice page to discover "the security situation in Iraq remains highly dangerous with a continuing high threat of terrorism throughout Iraq, violence and kidnapping targeting foreign nationals, including individuals of non-western appearance." Shurely some mistake?

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:10:50 +0000

V for Vendetta is beginning to seem like such a sensible solution to the problem…

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:06:26 +0000

Thanks, Katherine. Fixed.

I’m just revelling in the ‘Iraq is safe but just in case it’s not, sign this’ construct. It’s beautiful.

By: Katherine

Katherine — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:52:06 +0000

You spelt “amateur” wrong.

Sorry, my brain is so burned with this absolutely fucking hideous idea that the only thing I can get it to do is go into pedant mode.