Twitter daily digest for 2008-03-20

  • This should keep you going for the rest of the day: http://tinyurl.com/2kr92j #
  • I love the way that professional bastards are getting het up about ‘malicious rumours’: http://tinyurl.com/2thgey #
  • If I ruled the world every day would be the first day of Spring. Just like today. http://tinyurl.com/2q3e8q #
  • Bush: ‘The battle in Iraq is noble, it is necessary’. It’d be harder to argue against the latter if there’d been a lot more of the former. #
  • This is amazing: http://tinyurl.com/2tvqf8. Creepy, but amazing. #
  • A demon put on this earth to lower the standards: http://tinyurl.com/25n7es #
  • What about the Express and Star compensating their readers for all the shit they’ve had to read? http://tinyurl.com/39gpag #
  • Surely not even Guido believes that just because a lot of people look at something it automatically means it’s any good. #
  • Sign here please: http://tinyurl.com/2uxoda #
  • I’m putting together a delegation to ask the Bank Of England to help with my ‘liquidity crisis’. Who’s with me? #
  • Crappy birthday to the BBC Micro. I did my O-level Computer Studies on one. It set me on a long, soul-crushing career in IT, the bastard. #
  • I don’t mind getting old, just the myriad indignities that one suffers along the way. I’ve just pulled out a nose hair you could use as … #
  • Photo: I love the small of Miliband in the morning… http://tinyurl.com/34hhrb #
  • Photo: Borough Market #1 http://tinyurl.com/ysclc5 #
  • Photo: Borough Market #2 http://tinyurl.com/2qpfjo #
  • Photo: Borough Market #3 http://tinyurl.com/292ux4 #
  • Nadine Dorries, blithering idiot: http://tinyurl.com/2kr2vt. Abortion is safe in her hands. I reckon she’s a pro-choice plant. #
  • Hey everybody! I’m actually leaving the house - after dark and everything - to the Komedia to see the mighty Richard Herring. Wish me luck! #
  • If I was a super villain, I’d buy Apple and put a subliminal ‘you will obey’ message on all the iPods. The planet would be mine within h … #
  • Walking past two foetuses in town. One says to the other, ‘I’ve got the tits, you’ve got the legs.’ They had neither. #

Posted on March 20th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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