Happy Easter
I was over in Australia during easter, which was interesting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do - commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
Now, I wonder why we’re fucked up as a race. Anybody? Anybody got any clues out there?
Where do you get this shit from you know? Why those two things, you know? Why not ‘Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer’, you know? As long as we’re making shit up, go hog wild, you know. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it’s back going across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it:
‘Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!’.
‘That’s the story of Jesus’.
Posted on March 21st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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You know, I’ve wondered for years what Lincoln Logs were. I always assumed it was some weird, patrio-grovelling American thing, but you learn a new thing every day.