As I was going to St Ives…
- "Darling ‘optimistic’ on economy" - http://is.gd/4Uu - and why shouldn’t he be, with his salary, paid expenses and copper-bottomed pension? #
- ‘Pisces: You are about to enter a time of rapid personal growth. Make sure your flies are done up.’ http://is.gd/4V1 #
- Yellow on white! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! http://is.gd/4Vw #
- Ach, zis Tom Cruise is no good as ze German? Did he not read Commando books as a boy? http://is.gd/4VE Gott in himmel! #
- I like big butts and I can not lie: http://is.gd/4VY #
- Dear Bastards, please stop publishing Doctor Who spoilers in unlikely, innocuous locations. Lots of love, Justin xxx #
- Down in Hove Park with the kids. It’s full of neds and hoons. Don’t they have XBoxes and masturbation to attend to? #
- The Snow Wolf Commandos - http://is.gd/50x - Not so cuddly when they’re not wearing the baby blue tracksuits… #
- Stories of John McCain being unhinged and dangerous are legion. The circumstantial evidence is piling up. Then you read… http://is.gd/510 #
- Gordon finds some cojones at last: http://is.gd/51q #
- It’s not right that two bits of kids came up with this: http://is.gd/51B. It’s amazing, the little bastards. #
Posted on April 9th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

It’s full of neds and hoons
Are you sure you didn’t stray into a Cabinet meeting by mistake?
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Pretty sure. There were no petulant fisticuffs for starters.
Where did you encounter the Doctor Who spoilers?
I tend to become a hermit for 3 months to avoid them.
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The toy and merchandising sites should be avoided - a model figure for series 4’s major villain has been announced already.
A spoiler for the mid-series WTF?! moment is available on a number of sites - I stumbled across one looking for something else.