Blimey, who knew the supermarkets and tobacco companies were bastards?

More chunky goodness from Mr P

Yes, yes. We’ll pay attention to you when your own operation ups its stinking standards you whining little princeling.

So long, Humph. Mrs Trellis will be devastated.

Ha ha ha! Bookies! Ha ha ha! Voluntary agreement! Ha ha ha! Appeals to their consciences! Ha ha ha! I’m sorry, I’ll be with you in a minute. Ha ha ha…

It’s a good call - he’s making an even shittier film to try and make us forget Phantom Menace.

Most of the time Miliband really is little more than a blogger. And not a very good one.

Holy crap, this is moreish.

How great is this?

I want to script this movie.

‘Inspiration will strike you at the strangest time today. Don’t forget to wipe your arse!’