Up yours, the rest of the world!
Are you watching China? Get back in your box, Vladimir Putin. Cool your jets, India. Britain is back on top:
Ten times as many elderly patients are killed by the hospital superbug Clostridium difficile in the UK than in any other country, a medical expert has claimed.
Can’t produce a politician, a football team or a manufacturing industry worth a damn but we can kill our old people LIKE NOBODY ELSE ON THE PLANET! UK! Bomaye! UK! Bomaye! UK! Bomaye!
Posted on April 27th, 2008 at 11:01am under ...In a brewery
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Need lots of raw material for Soylent Green, you know.
I am dying, just dying, for the next debate on euthanasia to come up. The first Christian to come out against it is going to have me howling ‘WE ALREADY HAVE IT, YOU UTTER TOOL. AND IT’S NOT FUCKING VOLUNTARY EITHER!’ at him or her.
Once again, I’ll ask the question: where’s the outrage? Why aren’t we, at this very moment, storming the gates of Downing Street?
But yes. Mmmmmm, Soylent Green. I’ll have a slice of Charlton Heston, please…
Why? Here’s why:
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
But, bear in mind that:
when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
Only a matter of time, probably.
I’ll just bask quietly in having got the “When We Were Kings” gag.
Glad we’re top in something…