Scottish courts to bring back the bogwash

Children will be allowed to sentence each other for minor crimes such as vandalism under plans for Scotland’s first “kid court”.

I’m looking forward to this. I hope they empower Big Malkie from 7J to administer punishments ranging from wedgies to chinese burns. More serious offenders should have a description of the lewd acts their mothers are alleged to perform along with their mobile number written on toilet doors throughout the school.

Posted on April 28th, 2008 at 9:36 am

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Letters From A Tory (39 comments.) on 28.04.2008 at 10:15 Permalink | Reply

Yes, excellent idea, because children are renowned for their objectivity, maturity and foresight in the legal profession.

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1. Jim Bliss (95 comments.) on 28.04.2008 at 16:49 Permalink | Reply
  
  I’d be tempted to make the same statement about adults, and using roughly the same level of sarcasm too.
  
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