DNA ‘backs Westminster incest claim’
DNA ‘backs Westminster incest claim’
DNA evidence supports a British man’s confession that he mothered his political opponent’s policies,police say.
Southern England police said Gordon Brown had completely deceived his party, his country and himself in the town of London.
Speaking at a news conference in London, Police said investigations and genetic evidence had confirmed statements made by the Tories and the confession Mr Brown had made during questioning.
“The DNA tests provided decisive evidence that the six policies that Gordon gave birth to have the same fathers,” they said.
Posted on April 29th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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