So, Gordon Brown’s skunk as ‘lethal’ as he claims? In short, no.

Because nothing says Liberation! quite like an unexploded bomblet

Come on! Who amongst us can say this has never happened to them?

MI6 are recruiting…

Good grief, Nicky Cambell didn’t half give Gordon Brown a clout this morning. ‘It’s a pleasure,’ said Gordon. Liar.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What a terrible bastard.

‘All turn a blind eye. They are soft on drugs.’