Not to say that this was predictable, but that previously undiscovered tribe in the Amazon knew it would happen.

As if Boris Johnson and his legions of right-wing coat-tail killjoys didn’t have enough reason to be tiresome and smug I-told-you-so tossers. Well done everybody.

Still, what an enviable life some people have. I think if only my aspirations were to drink a can of lager in ten seconds and then puke on a tube train I’d be a much happier man.