Just what tickled my fancy between June 2nd and June 3rd:

• Your groove for today is… - 'Got To Give It Up'
• August bank holiday could be celebration of Britishness - Do we need a *whole* weekend to celebrate what's great about Britain? I could do you a list in about ten minutes. Less, probably.
• Ministry of Truth » It?s nice to be wanted? - I scored 13 out of 22!
• The Daily Mash - TERRORISTS CAN HOLD THEIR BREATH FOR 41 DAYS, CLAIMS BROWN - 'An MI5 source said: "We've tried sticking their heads under water for absolutely ages. You may as well give them a cup of tea and a newspaper."'
• The Daily Mash - YOUR ASTROLOGICAL WEEK AHEAD - 'Capricorn: Be generous with your time when a troubled friend needs your undivided attention. You never know, there might be a shag in it!'
• The Daily Mash - BRITAIN NOW ENTERTAINED BY ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING - 'The BBC has now overhauled its autumn and winter schedules to consist entirely of members of the public and their pathetic attempts at tap dancing.'