Bye bye election

So, then, this David Davis vs Kelvin MacKenzie/Miss Great Britain/John Smeaton/A.N. Other Tangential Diluter thing…

One has abhorrent views on homosexuality, abortion, the death penalty and spoke in favour of, and voted for, 28 days internment. One lives in Rupert Murdoch’s colon and has views too repellent and numerous to relate here. One is famous for punching a burning man. One is Miss Great Britain. One is running on a completely unrelated issue from 42 days internment.

Any way for them all to lose?


Posted on June 16th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

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9 Comments

  1. ejh (301 comments.) on 16.06.2008 at 17:09 Permalink | Reply

    Smeaton’s Wikipedia entry is excellent.

    ejh’s latest blog post… Aspirations

  2. Dave Cole (7 comments.) on 16.06.2008 at 17:31 Permalink | Reply

    It’s possible it could be the first election in history to be a no-score draw.

    Dave Cole’s latest blog post… Irish ayes aren’t smiling

  3. Backword Dave (6 comments.) on 16.06.2008 at 18:24 Permalink | Reply

    The Gruaniad says Kelvin MacKenzie unlikely to stand in byelection.

    Apparently Murdoch wasn’t asked. Blimey.

    1. Justin on 16.06.2008 at 18:33 Permalink | Reply

      Ha ha ha ha. The Sun have seen which way the wind is blowing and switched bandwagons accordingly.

      I’m tired of the clowns, when do we get the seal lions that play bicycle horns and the budgies that can ride a bike?

  4. redpesto on 16.06.2008 at 18:33 Permalink | Reply

    There’s no way Murdoch would allow him or any of his flying monkeys to be held democratically accountable. So Davis v a Loony it is then (trust me the headlines and campaign slogans will write themselves if it happens).

  5. Dave Hansell on 16.06.2008 at 19:09 Permalink | Reply

    We’re here; because we’re here; because we’re here; because we’re here.

    Or, to put another way we are where we are.

    I’ve got an idea.

    Lets hoist David Davies by his own petard. He’s stepped out of the tent and been slated by the political commentariat and the Westminster bubble for trying to start what he says is a serious debate.

    So instead of joining in with the tittle tattle merchants who don’t want us to talk seriously about these issues (or even be involved) lets hold this guy to his current word/position.

    We’ve already won the first skirmish, as the drubbing on the blogs and talk threads etc that the Political classes have taken during the weekend over their united stance of trying to spin this as a circus in order to divert everyone from the real issue has already forced a rethink in Murdochland. That particular penny seems to have dropped for at least some of the media players who are quicker on the uptake given some of the more thoughful articles that have appeared today.

    Personally I’m not interested in what David Davies thinks or does, or what he thought or did previously. Sod him. The space has suddenly opened up lets bleeding well occupy it before it gets retaken.

    Because you can bet you ID card fine that if he does lose that particular debate will be killed stone dead and the authoritarians will be emboldened to go even further than they are now.

  6. Scott Redding (1 comments.) on 18.06.2008 at 09:30 Permalink | Reply

    Davis should have resigned as Shadow Home Secretary, but created a different vehicle to campaign on 42 days/civil liberties, i.e. some sort of 100 constitutency speaking tour, rather than a by-election.

  7. Jackart (1 comments.) on 18.06.2008 at 13:20 Permalink | Reply

    Abhorrent views on homosexuality? You lefties have a doubleplusgood relationship with the truth, don’t you.

    Right wing tory… must be a poofbasher, right? No need to check the facts… None at all.

  8. Justin on 18.06.2008 at 14:31 Permalink | Reply

    Well, if Iain Dale says it it must be true, eh? Forgive me if I get my facts elsewhere, thanks.

    I’ve got a friend who’s right wing. Doesn’t mean I want him to have equal rights in a civilised society though.

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