Those A-level results in full
Let’s look how people did with their A-levels this year
The Independent:Two Blondes
The Times: Two Brunettes
The Telegraph: One BRunette, one BLonde, and one Redhead
Daily Mail: One BR, one BL, and one R.
Sky News: One BR, one BL, and one R
The Guardian: Two BLs
The Sun: Two BL and one T (Token non-ugly bloke)
ITN: Two BLs and one BR.
No munters got A-levels again this year, thank God.
Posted on August 14th, 2008 at 12:11pm under Miscellaneous dross
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