Friday Caption Contest (Sane Edition)

Guido Fawkes AKA Paul Staines

(Image courtesy of Schmoo.)


Posted on August 29th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

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29 Comments

  1. Tim Ireland (138 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 14:02 Permalink | Reply

    “Ten minutes to Wapner.”

    Tim Ireland’s latest blog post… David Singleton’s circle of invention

    1. Tim Ireland (138 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 14:04 Permalink | Reply

      and… “I’m an excellent driver. ”

      (Damn you, l’esprit d’escalier!)

      Tim Ireland’s latest blog post… David Singleton’s circle of invention

  2. Dave Hansell on 29.08.2008 at 14:20 Permalink | Reply

    Paul Staines. University of Hull. Studying bullshit.

  3. Tom (18 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 14:27 Permalink | Reply

    Henry Kissinger’s really let himself go, hasn’t he?

    Tom’s latest blog post… Routemaster Latest

  4. Philip (169 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 14:54 Permalink | Reply

    i can haz blogowar now?

    Philip’s latest blog post… Blasphemous Frog

  5. scotch on 29.08.2008 at 16:22 Permalink | Reply

    “This Alien’s gonna burst out of my stomach - OK my two stomachs - any minute now. Please help me.”

  6. scotch on 29.08.2008 at 16:24 Permalink | Reply

    I haz wet my pants. Stop lookingz.

  7. Philip (169 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 16:25 Permalink | Reply

    Government denies that Miliband “not ageing well”

    Philip’s latest blog post… Blasphemous Frog

  8. Justin on 29.08.2008 at 16:29 Permalink | Reply

    The last photograph taken by cameraman James Smith before he was killed by a high-velocity shirt button.

  9. scotch on 29.08.2008 at 16:33 Permalink | Reply

    “…Perhaps I’ll grow a beard. That might be cool.”

    1. Justin on 29.08.2008 at 16:37 Permalink | Reply

      ‘…a nice Brazilian one.’

  10. scotch on 29.08.2008 at 16:37 Permalink | Reply

    Hey! No fair if you enter your own caption competition.
    :)

    1. Justin on 29.08.2008 at 16:41 Permalink | Reply

      Shit. Meant to enter under my secret troll identity. Dammit.

  11. scotch on 29.08.2008 at 17:05 Permalink | Reply

    Yes, Agnes from Chipping Norton, you should have.
    So do I win now?

    1. Justin on 29.08.2008 at 17:25 Permalink | Reply

      Patience, my young padewan.

  12. scotch on 29.08.2008 at 17:41 Permalink | Reply

    [swooshes lightsabre around expectantly]

  13. redpesto on 29.08.2008 at 17:47 Permalink | Reply

    “Paul ‘Guido’ Staines is the No. 1 Gok Wan impersonator” according to right-wing bloggers.

    1. Philip (169 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 22:27 Permalink | Reply

      Gok Wan is an anagram of “go wank”. I am sure no-one has noticed this before.

      Philip’s latest blog post… Noticeable Differences

  14. Philip (169 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 18:48 Permalink | Reply

    This week: Staines on trousers.

    Philip’s latest blog post… Blasphemous Frog

  15. smallbeds (5 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 20:35 Permalink | Reply

    “I’m so excited to be on telly that I just let a little bit of wee out. I don’t think anyone can tell as long as I keep my hands where they are.”

  16. Tim Ireland (138 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 21:21 Permalink | Reply

    (sings)
    “He used to give me roses…”

    1. Tim Ireland (138 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 21:30 Permalink | Reply

      [now with added mugshot goodness]

      Hello, Doreen love. Have any luck getting those shivs and chocolate biscuits past the screws?

      Tim Ireland’s latest blog post… "Our legal advice is that Paul Staines is not a sex offender."

  17. Cheesy Monkey (2 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 22:11 Permalink | Reply

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

  18. Cheesy Monkey (2 comments.) on 29.08.2008 at 22:38 Permalink | Reply

    The next big thing in teh internets… according to Mac User.

    Sorry, no joke, but that’s true - it’s in their fuckwitted editor’s lead column page this week!

  19. Sunny (20 comments.) on 30.08.2008 at 03:15 Permalink | Reply

    It doesn’t need a caption!

    Sunny’s latest blog post… Obama’s big speech

  20. Doug Devaney on 30.08.2008 at 16:19 Permalink | Reply

    if you look very carefully at my shirt, you can see a face. i eated him, i did.

  21. Neil on 01.09.2008 at 10:06 Permalink | Reply

    “Hnnnnnggggh”

    1. Tim Ireland (138 comments.) on 01.09.2008 at 11:14 Permalink | Reply

      Hahahahaha!

      “I’m thinking of a 12-letter word starting with ‘n and ending with ‘n’…”

      Tim Ireland’s latest blog post… "Crazy Ivan! Crazy Ivan!"

  22. [...] Guido is after all, the expert on sartorial elegance. Going on Newsnight looking like you slept in your clothes is all the rage. Here’s the man himself at a public discussion - he’s the great white [...]

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