Friday Caption Contest (Sane Edition)

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Posted on August 29th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
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“Ten minutes to Wapner.”
Tim Ireland’s latest blog post… David Singleton’s circle of invention
and… “I’m an excellent driver. ”
(Damn you, l’esprit d’escalier!)
Tim Ireland’s latest blog post… David Singleton’s circle of invention
Paul Staines. University of Hull. Studying bullshit.
Henry Kissinger’s really let himself go, hasn’t he?
Tom’s latest blog post… Routemaster Latest
i can haz blogowar now?
Philip’s latest blog post… Blasphemous Frog
“This Alien’s gonna burst out of my stomach - OK my two stomachs - any minute now. Please help me.”
I haz wet my pants. Stop lookingz.
Government denies that Miliband “not ageing well”
Philip’s latest blog post… Blasphemous Frog
The last photograph taken by cameraman James Smith before he was killed by a high-velocity shirt button.
“…Perhaps I’ll grow a beard. That might be cool.”
‘…a nice Brazilian one.’
Hey! No fair if you enter your own caption competition.

Shit. Meant to enter under my secret troll identity. Dammit.
Yes, Agnes from Chipping Norton, you should have.
So do I win now?
Patience, my young padewan.
[swooshes lightsabre around expectantly]
“Paul ‘Guido’ Staines is the No. 1 Gok Wan impersonator” according to right-wing bloggers.
Gok Wan is an anagram of “go wank”. I am sure no-one has noticed this before.
Philip’s latest blog post… Noticeable Differences
This week: Staines on trousers.
Philip’s latest blog post… Blasphemous Frog
“I’m so excited to be on telly that I just let a little bit of wee out. I don’t think anyone can tell as long as I keep my hands where they are.”
(sings)
“He used to give me roses…”
[now with added mugshot goodness]
Hello, Doreen love. Have any luck getting those shivs and chocolate biscuits past the screws?
Tim Ireland’s latest blog post… "Our legal advice is that Paul Staines is not a sex offender."
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
The next big thing in teh internets… according to Mac User.
…
Sorry, no joke, but that’s true - it’s in their fuckwitted editor’s lead column page this week!
It doesn’t need a caption!
Sunny’s latest blog post… Obama’s big speech
if you look very carefully at my shirt, you can see a face. i eated him, i did.
“Hnnnnnggggh”
Hahahahaha!
“I’m thinking of a 12-letter word starting with ‘n and ending with ‘n’…”
Tim Ireland’s latest blog post… "Crazy Ivan! Crazy Ivan!"
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