McCain: The right stuff
In a frightening, uncertain world, what better reason could there be for voting for a man than the fact he can pull a face like this:
Angry John
Looking like a constipated Thing from The Fantastic Four would mean there isn’t a problem you couldn’t solve. Just walk in the room, pull that face, and watch your adversaries soil themselves. Wall Street jerking you around? RRRRRRR! Vladimir Putin waving his dick again? Grit and squint! Al Qaeda? IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!
You’d vote for that, wouldn’t you?* I’ve been looking at this picture for ages, morbidly fascinated, and I’m sure I saw it make a lunge for me when I turned away. They should airdrop thousands of copies on Tehran. That’d put Ahmadinejad back in his box.
If all else fails I bet he could give you a nasty nip with his funny molerat teeth.
* Does anyone know where this photo was taken and exactly what it was that made McCain pull that face? I take it it wasn’t kidney stones.
Posted on October 2nd, 2008 at 1:29pm under US Politics
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The Drudge Report a while back showed that he actually pulled that face when he was debating George Bush during the debates 8 years ago.
http://www.drudgereport.com/jma.jpg