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The Pope, with the kind of self-awareness we’ve come to expect…

The global financial crisis is proof that the pursuit of money and success is pointless, Pope Benedict XVI has told a meeting of bishops in Rome.

The head of the Roman Catholic Church said that the disappearance of money as banks collapsed showed that wealth meant “nothing”.

The Pope said that people should instead base their lives on God’s word.

Tell you what, Benedict? You first.

You should see how much my underpants cost, said Benedict.

'You should see how much my
underpants cost,' said Benedict.

Let this hellbound heretic remind the pontiff of what the scripture says. Luke 9:

9:1 Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.

9:2 And he sent them to preach the kingdom of God, and to heal the sick.

9:3 And he said unto them, Take nothing for your journey, neither staves, nor scrip, neither bread, neither money; neither have two coats apiece.


Posted on October 6th, 2008 at 7:12pm under Religion and theology

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  1. Colin Campbell (32 comments.) on 06.10.2008 at 20:54 Permalink | Reply

    Isn’t the Catholic Church the richest institution in the world, making him CEO of Wealth Inc. Fine to talk. Why not give more of it away?

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  2. CP on 06.10.2008 at 23:50 Permalink | Reply

    Blackfriar’s Bridge anyone?

  3. ejh (436 comments.) on 07.10.2008 at 08:56 Permalink | Reply

    I reckon they’ve heard this one before, y’know.

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    1. Justin on 07.10.2008 at 09:00 Permalink | Reply

      Oh, aye. They’ve never liked it.

  4. Dave Cole (19 comments.) on 07.10.2008 at 10:55 Permalink | Reply

    I wrote about something similar a while back when I saw an Easter procession in Spain for the first time. What really struck me was the tremendous amount of gold, silver and other fineries. There was a king’s ransom on display; I had been passing a lot of the beggars in Madrid that day. The bathos was, I thought, palpable.

    There is an ongoing contradiction within Catholicism (and other faiths) about money. On the one hand, ‘it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God’ (Matt 19:23-24) and on the other hand ‘Render under Caesar those things which are Caesar’s and unto God those which are God’s’ (Matt 22:21). The Church seems to be rather keen on precious metals – perhaps Caesar’s – while there are mendicant orders of friars and Opus Dei has brought itself a lot of money and power.

    It’s worth remembering that the Catholic church has to play to its audience. When Paul VI laid aside the Papal Tiara at the end of Vatican II, some ultratraditionalists denounced him as an antipope. Much like the USA, which protests the equality of its citizens, the Catholic Church seems to like its head to have trappings slightly greater than a primus inter pares. I suppose that in the Pope’s case, the Cardinal-Electors say that “he is one whom under God I think ought to be elected”. I don’t think quite the same claim is made in DC.

    xD.

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