Un-bloody-believable:

Alastair Campbell is to lecture university students on the Tony Blair years.

Do we have a law against corrupting the nation’s youth in this country? If not why not? Or is this like one of those things in America where they send drug dealers to speak to school children? ‘Don’t do what I done kids…’

What’s the title of the lecture, do you think? ‘Political depravity at the turn of the 21st Century’, perhaps. I wonder if there’ll be a module on how to drive whistleblowers to suicide.