Now wash your hands…
…please. You miserable, idle, misanthropic, dirty, dirty bastards. What is it with people when they can’t take 30 seconds to wash their own shit off their fingers? What are the pressing matters that can’t wait that long? Really, I’d genuinely like to know.
Posted on October 15th, 2008 at 9:07am under Miscellaneous misanthropy
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I agree with what you say – every word and here’s a joke which lightens the mood:
Two guys are in the toilet having a slash. The first one is (insert what you like but lets say) an American Investment Banker and the other is (insert something else) an English Merchant Banker.
The both finish their business and the Brit goes to wash his hands but the American goes to leave the bathroom. THe Brit calls out “I say – don’t they teach you to wash your hands after you’ve been to the toilet?” and the American comes back with “Nope – they teach us to not pee on them”…
But still, ewww…
I’m sitting at my desk, eating a Pizza at the moment – I’m not sure I should have read this entry !
Actually, the Daily Mash as a wonderful article about this :
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/northerners-terrified-of-toilet-paper%2c-says-study-200810151326/
Peanuts, anyone? Pretzels? They’re very tangy.
My guess is they’re just preparing to stink palm their bosses. And yes, Tim, I’ll have a pretzel, if they’re chocolate covered.
Sorry, Larry… all I have left is smegma-roasted peanuts.
Re: stink palms…
Back in the olden days, when I were a DJ, people used to try to think of clever and helpful things to say to me while I rushed to and from the toilet between mixes. A popular choice was “Did you wash your hands?”
If I had moment or two to spare, I would say “No!” and rub a hand or hands on their face.
Of course, I always took the time to wash my hands, but rarely took the time to dry them… so for a glorious millisecond these hilarious people would be frozen in fear and confusion, thinking that I was wiping piss-drips on their face.
Good times.
You’re a funny dude…I was prompted to write a post as the handwashing related to the developing world…but you brits have some filthy hands.
“What are the pressing matters that can’t wait that long?”
Writing comments to blogposts.