The Chicken Yoghurt 2,707th Post Special
It turns out I’ve been churning out this godawful rubbish for four years today. Yay, me.
Four years. The squandering of that much time on this much futility should be a criminal offence. Let’s face it, I could have spent the intervening years playing Minesweeper and achieved as much. It’s certain fewer people would regard me as an arsehole and vice versa. You could use a rolled up copy of my political enemies list to cosh rhinos. They’ll rue the day, let me tell you*.
Anyway, onward and upwards!
* My enemies, not rhinos. Not yet.
Posted on January 7th, 2009 at 12:22pm under Pooterism
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A year ago today you wrote an open letter to Woolworths. Look at ‘em now…
That’s influence.
Nah, if they’d only listened to me they’d be open today.
Four more years! Four more years!
You could be the Minesweeper King by now:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ9iEDMLZpw
Now that’s influence.
I think you – like others – underestimate the heartening effect your efforts have on people. I’m capable of stringing a few words together myself, but it’s always an enormous relief to arrive on Teh Internets and see that you’ve already cut right to the heart of the latest collection of convoluted lies. You’re a long way from futility, on that front alone.
You also contributed to the voices that led to SOCPA’s death warrant, helped to take a chunk out of Blair’s majority, *and* helped me out with a minor public announcement:
http://www.chickyog.net/2007/09/20/public-service-announcement/
Long may your servitude continue.
I remember when it were all fields round here…
I hope to see your 5,414th post, all in the same quality as 1 to 2,707.
Plowing a lonely furrow, you’re not!
Congrats, Justin.
the question is, will he turn evil in the second four years??
I could have spent the intervening years playing Minesweeper and achieved as much
I doubt you’d have achieved quite so many threats to display your bum in shop windows.
Presumably there must be someone out there who did, in fact, spend the last four years playing Minesweeper? If you can locate them you could compare notes.
Meant to do this yesterday. Damn Twitter! You know what I think about Chicken Yoghurt, so I won’t embarrass you by sending even more praise your way
Justin, You Da Man!
Bloody hell: time flies! To the first blogger to link to me, the very fine and eloquent ChickenYoghurt, a very hearty congratulations and cheers to the new year…!
DK
Congratulations!
To the best political blog out there – the one that inspired me and the only one I always, always read.
2,707? Let’s not forget that its verbose goddawful rubbish. When I reach my 4th birthday in September, I won’t be anywhere near the 1000. Perhaps I just don’t have enough rage.
Happy Blog Day for the 7th January.