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Patton Oswalt on George Bush:

“George Bush is not stupid. He’s evil. OK? There’s a huge difference between stupid and evil.

“George Bush can speak perfectly well, just not when he’s being caring or compassionate or concerned about human beings. That’s when he stutters and says shit like ‘Hey it’s hard to put food on your family.’ Which he actually said, he said it’s hard to put food on your family. Do you know why he said that? ‘Cause he couldn’t give a fuck how hard it is for you to put food on the table for your family. But you know when he gets really downright poetic and articulate and focused is when he’s talking about war and death and murder and retribution. All of a sudden he’s Dylan Thomas.

“Here’s the thing, if you gave Darth Vader a big basket of puppies he’d look like a fucking imbecile. ‘Hey Darth, how do you like those puppies?’ ‘Uh, well they’re round…furry…to, uh, pet…here I don’t really like puppies, here, take these.’ ‘What are you gonna do to Alderaan?’ ‘WE WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET, YOU WILL BE DUST BENEATH THE HEELS OF OUR BOOTS!’ That’s George Bush! I know a supervillain when I see one!”