Will the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
They said he was in a wheelchair as he’d hurt his back moving stuff out of his house.
Yeah, right. We all know he has a legion of winged monkeys in waistcoats and fezes to do all the menial stuff. Dick Cheney carrying boxes? And George Bush is retiring to write a new translation of À la recherche du temps perdu.
The real reason is Cheney’s finally, inexorably, curling up into a ball of pure evil that will eventually become super-dense. The world will then collapse in on the infinitely dense centre of his black heart. You read it here first.
Posted on January 21st, 2009 at 8:52am under The coming apocalypse, US Politics
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Surely, it’s more a case of acting “too ill to stand trial”. On reaching the dock in court he will claim that the “string in my leg has gone” and start wibbling until the trial is abandoned, and then go off to enjoy his retirement.
That made me laugh but I think Shackleford has it, it’s what evil people do when they know their day in court is due.
I so hope that they keep Guantanamo open for Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and associated pond life. Their day in the swamp will come. Surely.
I just thought it was the latest part of his transformation into Dr Strangelove.
Shackleford is correct. It certainly has historical precedents:
“Nixon’s Law: When the going gets tough, the tough get phlebitis.“
I assumed there were heavy piles of documents that he needed to shred personally.