Elsewhere

I’m alive but have much stuff going on in the real world right now which makes one realise just how much of a grotesquely irrelevant pantomime – with almost zero effect on day to day living – British politics really is. There’s nothing quite like it to engender violent teeth grinding disgust, when you’re under pressure in real life, than to watch the Brown-Cameron-Mandelson-Osborne daisy-chain in full cry.

Plus, the fair Victoria finally married me a couple of Saturdays back. And it only took fifteen years of pleading, begging and threatening suicide on my part to get to her to do it. Learn from the master, lads, learn from the master.


Posted on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:54am under Pooterism

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42 Comments

42 Comments

  1. Dunc on 02.07.2009 at 11:09 Permalink | Reply

    the Brown-Cameron-Mandelson-Osborne daisy-chain

    Now there’s a mental image I could have lived without…

  2. Sim-O (92 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 11:16 Permalink | Reply

    Ooh, a wedding. Any cake left?

    Oh, and congratulations. :-)

  3. Mr Eugenides (59 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 11:19 Permalink | Reply

    Ah, congratulations.

  4. Jim Bliss (150 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 12:28 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations Justin.

  5. ejh (436 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 12:50 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations.

  6. Mike Power (47 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 12:58 Permalink | Reply

    Spot on (both paragraphs)

    Congratulations and very best wishes to both of you. ;-)

  7. Daniel Hoffmann-Gill (228 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 13:13 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations!

  8. Bob Piper (8 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 13:30 Permalink | Reply

    Ahhh, she’s made an honest man of you… and there’s so few of them about I fear. Congratulations comrade.

  9. richard hannay on 02.07.2009 at 13:50 Permalink | Reply

    So – Chicken Yogurt, The Next Generation, then….

  10. Alix (4 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 13:58 Permalink | Reply

    Chicken Petit Filous perhaps :-D Congrats!

  11. Rachel North (28 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 14:06 Permalink | Reply

    CONGRATULATIONS to Mr and Mrs Yogurt!

    Hurrah! *throws confetti*

  12. Carl N on 02.07.2009 at 14:25 Permalink | Reply

    Been reading your blog for years and never commented, but that news required a congatualtions!

  13. Merk (4 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 14:50 Permalink | Reply

    wooo many congrats.

  14. bb on 02.07.2009 at 14:53 Permalink | Reply

    Congrats to you and your fair lady.

  15. CP on 02.07.2009 at 14:58 Permalink | Reply

    Pictures of the lovely day?

    Congrats

  16. Anton Vowl (4 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 15:00 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations! Forget about the daisy chain…

  17. Beau Bo D'Or (31 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 16:48 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations to the both of you.

  18. Philip (248 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 17:02 Permalink | Reply

    Yes, and I suppose the dog ate your homework, too. My study at break-time, McYoghurt.

  19. RickB (3 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 17:07 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations.
    Somewhat less disturbing family values than a Brown-Cameron-Mandelson-Osborne daisy-chain!

  20. Clive (41 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 19:25 Permalink | Reply

    Nice one Justin. Congrats to both you and Victoria from us up here in Barnsley.

  21. NomadUK on 02.07.2009 at 19:44 Permalink | Reply

    All in all, I recommend marriage over politics. Congrats, felicitations, many happy years to come!

  22. Cheesy Monkey on 02.07.2009 at 21:10 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations! Are you having a party?

  23. D-Notice (38 comments.) on 02.07.2009 at 21:54 Permalink | Reply

    Yay! Hope you’re both very happy together.

    Are there piccies?

  24. Andrew Adams (22 comments.) on 03.07.2009 at 08:53 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations!

  25. Larry Teabag (94 comments.) on 03.07.2009 at 11:22 Permalink | Reply

    Congrats, blogging friend
    May your fused futures bring you
    Both limitless joy

  26. Paul Ferrari on 03.07.2009 at 14:22 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations and best wishes to you both – I hope you have a long and happy marriage.

  27. jameshigham (69 comments.) on 03.07.2009 at 15:59 Permalink | Reply

    Well done on that – perseverance pays off.

  28. AP on 03.07.2009 at 16:05 Permalink | Reply

    Nice one. Congrats

  29. BenSix (43 comments.) on 03.07.2009 at 20:28 Permalink | Reply

    Felicitations!

  30. Paul Martin (20 comments.) on 04.07.2009 at 10:37 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations and best wishes for many years of happinness.

  31. Nosemonkey (92 comments.) on 04.07.2009 at 20:58 Permalink | Reply

    A belated well done, etc. Hope she’s forgiven me for the one time I met the poor lass… How many Lambrinis did it take before she finally caved?

  32. JonnyB (1 comments.) on 05.07.2009 at 19:57 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations!!! (Sorry – bit slow on the uptake over here).

  33. Matt Wardman (16 comments.) on 06.07.2009 at 07:03 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations.

    Turning into a group blog ….?

    Noooo….

  34. Devil's Kitchen (1 comments.) on 06.07.2009 at 09:11 Permalink | Reply

    Gratters, Justin, me ol’ mucker…

    DK

  35. scotch on 06.07.2009 at 15:40 Permalink | Reply

    I’m late to the party, man, but much congratulations.

  36. CP on 06.07.2009 at 17:28 Permalink | Reply

    So did Victoria say “It’s me or the blog?”

  37. Uponnothing (4 comments.) on 06.07.2009 at 22:50 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations. No wonder you have no time for your blog.

  38. Laban Tall (35 comments.) on 06.07.2009 at 23:04 Permalink | Reply

    Huzzah ! Joy unconfined etc etc.

    15 years ??? I trust that no time will be lost in the production of a dynasty of yogs and yogettes. Carpe diem and all that.

  39. Sunny on 09.07.2009 at 05:23 Permalink | Reply

    congratulations mate!

  40. Nich Hills on 09.07.2009 at 13:14 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations, Justin!

  41. Dave Cole (19 comments.) on 17.07.2009 at 13:56 Permalink | Reply

    Many congratulations. Alice and I were married recently, too!

    xD.

  42. Russell on 24.07.2009 at 23:37 Permalink | Reply

    Congratulations

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