GENERAL ELECTION 2010: Wham Bam Thank You Sam Cam

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This was the front page of the Conservative Party website this morning. She’s unelected and not standing for election but the Conservative party want what Samantha Cameron thinks about stuff to sway your vote. Considering her awful taste in men I wouldn’t trust her to help me choose toilet paper let alone who to vote for.
Still, at least she didn’t get her feet out. LOOK AT SARAH BROWN’S FEET! LOOK AT THEM! DON’T THEY MAKE YOU WANT TO VOTE TORY???!!!!!
Don’t be surprised if Samantha Cameron spends the rest of the election campaign in open-toed sandals. And expect that picture of Sarah Brown’s feet to appear on a Tory election poster before lunchtime with the slogan ‘Conservatives: No Mean Feet’.
Posted on April 12th, 2010 at 8:28am under 2010 General Election, Tories

Oh the horror of it all.
I’ll keep me eyes shut until it is all over…
[...] The week started badly for me, with the news seemingly dominated by that most nauseating of phenomena, the leaders’ wags (actually, they’re all wives but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out where the media, Labour and the Tories are taking their cues from. The Daily Mail going for Sarah Brown on the basis of her feet was probably a new low for journalism. Far from discouraging this kind of trivialisation, Labour and the Tories have been doing all they can to encourage it, with the Conservatives promoting “Sam Cam” to key spokesperson status. [...]