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What I twittered today…

  • 18:17 Yay Loudtwitter! www.chickyog.net/2009/02/10/twittering/ #
  • 18:21 Fresh Yoghurt: Twittering tinyurl.com/d9qsnh #
  • 08:39 Two… Two… Two… Sound check from the mobile. Can you hear me Twitterland? #
  • 09:20 I should be The Dog Whisperer, you know. #
  • 09:46 I’m being dragged out by this afternoon to ‘power walk’ around the park. What the hell is ‘power walking’ anyway? Just walking quick, yes? #
  • 10:04 Jesus Christ, now I’m angry: tinyurl.com/bmws3k #
  • 11:11 And here’s why – tinyurl.com/cefnrp – the only thing I got wrong was the casting of the remake. Sodding Travolta. #
  • 11:17 Fresh Yoghurt: Voluntary vs involuntary death tinyurl.com/ak3tmx #
  • 11:38 Bah, it won’t be as good as the John Duttine version: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7883238.stm #
  • 11:54 That’s not something you see every day – the words ‘Mandelson’ and ’shame’ in close proximity – tinyurl.com/bchudy #
  • 11:56 Meanwhile, Iain Dale gets over-excited – twitter.com/iaindale/status/1198692103 #
  • 11:59 Ooh goody, Prime Minister’s Questions. How many will Gordon ask this week? #
  • 12:05 That sound you can hear is Sir James Crosby being dropped like a hot turd. #
  • 12:49 Excellent. Looking for Fawkes’ toilet I typed in www.order-order.co.uk by mistake. Have a look where it redirects to… #
  • 13:12 Fresh Yoghurt: Blears responds to Monbiot tinyurl.com/al9c2u #
  • 13:34 Bakewell slices for breakfast. Again. #
  • 13:50 Off out to walk the dog. Biscuits? Check. Poop sacks? Check. Insouciant swagger? Double check. Might live-twitter it. #
  • 14:14 Nuclear Reaction: Nuclear News: Europe oversupply danger as industrial companies cut back on el.. tinyurl.com/cbsyt3 #
  • 14:14 Nuclear Reaction: Misquote of the week tinyurl.com/dyrmot #
  • 14:14 Fresh Yoghurt: Links and stuff from between February 10th and February 11th tinyurl.com/adol3d #

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Posted on February 11th, 2009 at 6:03pm under Twittering

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What I twittered today…

  • 18:44 Fresh Yoghurt: Bank bosses ‘very angry’ about expenses tinyurl.com/baeby5 #
  • 08:12 Fresh Yoghurt: Links and stuff from between February 9th and February 10th tinyurl.com/cjnnbs #
  • 08:54 Fresh Yoghurt: Amen, George tinyurl.com/aer28n #
  • 10:12 It is a source of great pride but also of burning shame that I now have a five month old dog vastly more obedient than my kids. #
  • 16:46 Nuclear Reaction: Nuclear News: Canadian mining firms are heading into Niger tinyurl.com/b9kpe5 #
  • 16:46 Nuclear Reaction: Quote of the week tinyurl.com/b5lffh #
  • 16:56 About to start reading ‘A Slow Death: 83 Days of Radiation Sickness’. Wish me luck. #
  • 17:15 Nuclear Reaction: Nicholas Sarkozy: The Man of Uranium tinyurl.com/ckwxmu #
  • 17:46 Photo: Ice tinyurl.com/amgdf8 #
  • 17:46 Photo: Starfish tinyurl.com/dbyyz8 #

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Posted on February 10th, 2009 at 6:07pm under Twittering

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Tension, apprehension and dissension have begun

  • Oh Good God. Can’t we at least wait until his balls have dropped? http://is.gd/5LG #
  • A nice juicy Sunday PaperRound this week: http://is.gd/5KV #
  • I can hear drums. In Portslade. Where are they and why? #
  • The drumming. The drumming. Can’t you hear you hear it? #
  • It’s definitely not the hangover. #
  • The trouble with this is that Brown’s standing is so low, Clarke might actually win and then we’re *completely* boned. http://is.gd/5LL #
  • I’m off to find them drums… #
  • It’s the Scouts in their hut across the road. How very disappointing. #
  • I’m pissed off now. I thought it might be a Viking invasion or the vanguard of a military coup. Bloody scouts. #
  • I had sneaking sympathy for Gordon Brown after the shafting he gets in today’s papers. And then I read this: http://is.gd/5LO Fuck him. #
  • We’re being told the Blair years were a golden age. Looking at those lining up for Gordon’s job I think we might be in one now as well. #
  • Can I just say I turned Doctor Who off after five minutes last night? Never done that before. This new series is going to suck. #
  • I’ve nothing against James Purnell or Andy Burnham being the next Labour leader, just not the next Prime Minister. #
  • Instead of empty gestures like ‘Armed Forces Day’ – http://is.gd/5MA – how about sorting this kind of shit – http://is.gd/5Mz – out? #
  • I bet the service is excellent at this hotel: http://is.gd/5MK #
  • Well, I’ve nearly finished the Tom Baker scarf. Should I have a crack at this next? http://is.gd/5Nj #
  • Because I wanted to. Because I can. Because nobody can stop me. http://is.gd/5NE #
  • http://is.gd/5NP Damn, I wish I could find that clip from The Day Today. #
  • Why in the name of God’s Holy Trousers would you want 500,000 songs on an iPod? http://is.gd/5xc #
  • Doesn’t Madonna look great at 50 blah blah blah. Baby boomer journalists feeling intimations of mortality, are they? #
Posted on April 13th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Posted on April 12th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Cobwebs and strange

  • Kenny Baker’s not well. The majority will know him as that robot but us connoisseurs celebrate him as the mighty Fidgit http://is.gd/5oP #
  • ‘No doubt this will be condemned as a thoughtcrime’. No, just the lamest of weak pissy drivel. http://is.gd/5p3- #
  • Yay! New Collings and Herrin: http://is.gd/5pC #
  • So, this despot’s retreat thing: http://is.gd/5q4 Is it Superman’s Fortress of Solitude or Doc Manhattan’s Martian crystal palace? #
  • Pass the mindrubbers: http://is.gd/5sv #
  • I’d quite like to know what criteria Politics Home used for choosing its ‘top’ 100 political blogs… #
Posted on April 11th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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  • Ha! Brilliant: http://is.gd/5aR #
  • Watchmen video diary – http://is.gd/5aV – The film may or may not suck but it’s going to look the business. #
  • If you have a parade and nobody sees it, is it still a parade? http://is.gd/5b9 #
  • So they finally decided to give The Independent the coup de grace: http://is.gd/5bn #
  • The thing is, Jack Straw would never have hit Ed Balls himself. He’d have got someone else to do it and held their coat for them. #
  • The post was a mixed bag today – Amnesty mailshot: ‘1,000 Chinese executions’, BT mailshot: ‘Be at the 2008 Olympics with a BT credit card’ #
  • Here’s an Olympic statistic for you: 22 people are put to death in China every day. Is it a record, Norris? #
  • Politics Home is a bit twitchy, no? After the yellow links on a white background they now have articles in black text on a black background. #
  • Dear Foreign Office web monkeys, thank you for the SIX emails telling me of the change of ambassador to Ecuador. Love Justin xxx #
  • http://is.gd/5eo plus http://is.gd/5ep equals an evening of geektacular fun #
  • Blimey, ‘The Midwich Cuckoos’ is a massive bummer, isn’t it? The ending has quite spoiled my normal ebullient mood. #
  • ‘Labour break new ground’: http://is.gd/5fz By getting a ‘confused’ comedienne to ask the Prime Minister questions. #
  • The Tories are rather quiet on the subject of that BAE ruling. I wonder why? #
  • Gordon Brown’s team ‘a bunch of losers.’ says former chief policy adviser to William Hague: http://is.gd/5g6 #
  • Make that SEVEN emails about the new ambassador to Ecuador. #
  • Warren Ellis is a real whiner. The way he bangs on about his health you’d think he was an old dear on a bus not a kick-arse comic writer. #
  • How much Camembert constitutes a lethal dose? #
Posted on April 10th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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As I was going to St Ives…

  • "Darling ‘optimistic’ on economy" – http://is.gd/4Uu – and why shouldn’t he be, with his salary, paid expenses and copper-bottomed pension? #
  • ‘Pisces: You are about to enter a time of rapid personal growth. Make sure your flies are done up.’ http://is.gd/4V1 #
  • Yellow on white! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! http://is.gd/4Vw #
  • Ach, zis Tom Cruise is no good as ze German? Did he not read Commando books as a boy? http://is.gd/4VE Gott in himmel! #
  • I like big butts and I can not lie: http://is.gd/4VY #
  • Dear Bastards, please stop publishing Doctor Who spoilers in unlikely, innocuous locations. Lots of love, Justin xxx #
  • Down in Hove Park with the kids. It’s full of neds and hoons. Don’t they have XBoxes and masturbation to attend to? #
  • The Snow Wolf Commandos – http://is.gd/50x – Not so cuddly when they’re not wearing the baby blue tracksuits… #
  • Stories of John McCain being unhinged and dangerous are legion. The circumstantial evidence is piling up. Then you read… http://is.gd/510 #
  • Gordon finds some cojones at last: http://is.gd/51q #
  • It’s not right that two bits of kids came up with this: http://is.gd/51B. It’s amazing, the little bastards. #
Posted on April 9th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Anthology of Interest

  • This guy should have his own show. http://is.gd/4FR The self-important tax-lawyer persona is fantastic. I bet Steve Coogan is spitting. #
  • London: ‘vile’. Paris: ‘despicable’. What will San Francisco be? Why don’t the Chinese regime just declare ‘you’re all a bunch of bastards’? #
  • I suppose you could call this pulling the red carpet out from under immigrants: http://is.gd/4Hy #
  • ‘Gordon Brown is refusing to look or sound gloomy.’ Bully for him. http://is.gd/4HP #
  • http://is.gd/4I5 This would be funny if it wasn’t for all the collateral damage being caused by these wankers with their egos and ambition. #
  • Charlie accidentally urinated on a photograph of Boris Johnson: "The very definition of a gratifying mishap.": http://is.gd/4JL #
  • @DowningStreet Let’s hope the Dalai Lama gets the red carpet as well, eh? #
  • GO BUZZ! http://is.gd/4JQ (via @linkmachinego). #
  • Photo: Snowman’s corpse found in Brighton http://tinyurl.com/3th4bw #
  • God, that’s creepy – http://is.gd/4K5 #
  • Hmmm, not exactly white supremacy, is it? http://is.gd/4Ka #
  • They forgot ‘If you want a nigger for your neighbour, vote Labour’: http://is.gd/4Kk #
  • I’m sorry but Politics Home makes my eyes bleed – http://is.gd/4Kl #
  • I can’t wait to see if the Dalai Lama gets the same treatment: http://is.gd/4Kz #
  • Jesus Christ, who starts an article ‘Debo was always my mother’s second favourite Mitford sister’? That’s as far as I got: http://is.gd/4KG #
  • Doherty does bird at last: http://is.gd/4KO I bet 90% who’ve heard of him can’t name a single one of his tunes. Still, Oscar Wilde, innit. #
  • Woohoo! I’m getting a tingle in my dingle. Awesome firepower! http://is.gd/4Lx #
  • If like me you couldn’t care less about the credit crunch, here’s a quick intro to let you nod along in dull conversations: http://is.gd/4Lz #
  • To earn a £200 Asus EEE you need to collect 6,800 Tesco Computers For Schools vouchers. That’s £68,000’s worth of shopping. #
  • Does getting old make new music sound like crap copies of old music? This http://is.gd/4Mm sounds like a thin imitation of Lee Hazlewood. #
  • Is it me or if only people would CHEER THE FUCK UP we might avoid financial meltdown? It’s all in your heads, you bloody idiots. #
  • Aw. I want Mickey Portillo’s Monkey Spunk Moped. http://is.gd/4N1 #
  • Oh shit. I’ve just realised I’m blogging while drunk. AGAIN. #
  • Petraeus on Iraq: ‘the situation in certain areas is still unsatisfactory’ Unsatisfactory? I could have said that. Where’s my four stars? #
  • Aw crap. Frank Fisher’s found Liberal Conspiracy. Where’s John Band when we need him? #
  • Apologies, John B’s in there. When will he administer the the coup de grace? #
  • Politics Home – a two word review: easily ignored. #
  • Bleurgh. http://is.gd/4OS Was it down to a lack of liquidity? #
Posted on April 8th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Posted on April 7th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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  • Snowing like crazy in Brighton. Muggins here left the washing out. The sun was cracking the pavements here yesterday. It’s the End Times! #
  • Blimey, it’s put down three inches of snow in two hours. #
  • I take it back about not watching the Olympic torch – it’s bloody gripping television. #
  • You have to admit, it’s a glorious spectacle watching all those coppers protecting a glorified fag lighter. #
  • Dear BBC, please stop talking about the Olympic torch LIKE IT’S A BLOODY PERSON. IT IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT HAVING A LUNCH BREAK. #
  • This just gets better and better – the torch is now being carried by THE SUGARBABES on a BUS. You can’t get more Olympian than that. #
  • Bloody hell! Look what’s happening now: http://is.gd/4n3 I thought this guy was supposed to be against repression. I’m really disappointed. #
  • Nice to see us paying tribute to the Chinese junta by laying on thousands of policemen just itching to hit something. #
  • Ha! Konnie Huq says the Olympic ideals transcend money! So Somalia will be putting the games on soon will they? #
  • What a farce. The torch now has a three-ring protection. Or should that be three-ring circus? Anyone know if this is on Chinese state TV? #
  • Hey! It’s Denise Van Outen! Drink Coke everybody! #
  • Well, at least Gordon didn’t touch the torch. That would have been terrible. #
  • If JFK had had as much security as the Olympic torch he’d be alive today. #
  • Dear BBC, they are not ‘anti-’ Chinese protesters, they are ‘pro-’ Tibet protesters. Get it right, you sound ridiculous. #
  • Can I just ask – what is it that makes us happy being the world’s wanksock? #
  • Gordon wants kids to be military cadets. It can be educational. I met a bunch at a party once. They taught me the words to ‘Her Dicky Dido’. #
  • New Labour should recruit whoever’s running the Met’s propaganda today. It’s a brilliant counter-offence against reality. #
  • Yay! The torch is back from ‘its’ lunch break. I hope we find out what it had. Smoked salmon? Devilled kidneys? Wood-fired pizza? #
  • This one’s for all you appeaser of tyranny out there: http://is.gd/4nq #
  • Christ, this torch relay is starting to look like the Alamo. #
  • Are you watching The Rest Of The World? The bar has been set. Makes you proud to be British. #
  • It’s the main story on CNN, Reuters, El Pais, Le Monde, La Repubblica… #
  • God, Duncan Goodhew is a whining little appeaser. #
  • Let’s get this straight. IT’S A BLOODY FLAME. Pushing old ladies and rubgy-tackling protesters on concrete = the fire is ’safe and secure’. #
  • Does anybody know how I get a police escort for my cigarette lighter? I don’t care who gets hurt but my mate across town needs a light. #
  • While we were watching combustible gas being carried through London: http://is.gd/4oy #
  • Sod it. Beer. #
  • Photo: The perils of playing in snow http://tinyurl.com/6qo4×4 #
Posted on April 6th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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  • Saturday PaperRound: http://is.gd/4gv Like the new colour scheme as well. Very Blackpool FC – I approve. Play up, the Seasiders! #
  • Oh, God. My kids are banging on about Doctor Who already. It’s going to be a loooong day. #
  • Hoory! Look at our latest big black cock of death: http://is.gd/4gx #
  • We weren’t exactly honest when we applied to enter Iraq, so why not these guys? http://is.gd/4gy They’re showing *British* ingenuity! #
  • ‘Bongo mag’ is a new one on me. I love discovering new euphemisms. http://is.gd/4gA #
  • This is Spinal Stats: http://is.gd/4gF #
  • The Golden Compass two word review: cruelly underrated. #
  • Apparently tonight’s Doctor Who features a monster second only to this guy – http://is.gd/4hX – in its crapness. May have to livetwitter it. #
  • Yup, it looks pretty bad: http://is.gd/4i0 #
  • Dammit, that’ll teach me. Doctor Who fans – stay away from the spin-off toys websites. Just seen a MASSIVE series 4 spoiler. Bollocks. #
  • Yes! Chisum’s on Five! All together now: CHISUM, JOHN CHISUM… http://is.gd/4io #
  • Here we go – the Doctor Who live blog. Diddly dum diddly dum… #
  • Oh shit, it’s Catherine Tate. #
  • And it’s started early so the recorder has missed the start. Cheers BBC. #
  • As has probably half the country. Five minutes early. BBC, you are dicks. #
  • ‘the fat just walks away’? This is Bollocks already. #
  • So the monster they’ve picked to open the new series are cute blobs of human fat. #
  • Drop the sub-farce just missing each other shit and get on with it. #
  • BERNARD CRIBBINS! #
  • I don’t think we’re going to be talking about this episode in 20 years. Oh, and the soundtrack is shite. #
  • I’m really not enjoying the Wallace and Grommit soundtrack. #
  • I think they should rename the show Sonic Screwdriver. That’s the real hero. #
  • The old ‘just one chance’ routine. And I mean old. #
  • HOLY CRAP! IT’S ROSE! I take it all back. I take it all back. Russell T Davies I am your bitch. #
  • Well that’s the end of episode 1. Let’s hope it’s not the series when they finally take the audience totally for granted. Tonight’s epis … #
  • That said, my kids absolutely loved it, the poor, poor fools. #
  • ‘The Prime Minister … is due to welcome the torch in Downing Street’ http://is.gd/4jw Will the Dalai Lama get the same courtesy? #
Posted on April 5th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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  • Iain Dale does concentration camp joke: http://is.gd/46c Are you watch Ken Livingstone? #
  • ‘Legislation goes through like untreated sewage.’ http://is.gd/46W #
  • The way some right-wing bloggers are going on about that Labour ’swastika’ logo you’d think they were Simon Wiesenthal or something. #
  • A brand new copy of ‘The Stars My Destination’ arrives from eBay and all cheaper than a bus ride to the library. #
  • Like it: http://is.gd/47G #
  • Yay! Collings and Herrin: http://is.gd/47T #
  • Dear Charlotte Reed, thank you for the press release. Sadly, I couldn’t give a shit who Adam Boulton is interviewing on Sunday. Love, Justin #
  • Oh, sweet Jesus – http://is.gd/485 – is Hollywood *really* that lacking in ideas? How long before Howard the Duck gets a remake? #
  • Oh, if you only knew what I’m going to be doing this afternoon… #
  • I’ve been asked to give this guy – http://is.gd/49J – a richly deserved cockpunching if I see him out and about. Cockpunching gloves on. #
  • http://is.gd/4ae ‘Mr Prescott claimed the most on groceries’. No! Really? #
  • Red’s back. Oh, boy. http://is.gd/4ax #
  • I want this to happen sooooo badly: http://warrenellis.com/?p=5783 #
  • BBC4 are showing the first ever Doctor Who and the Daleks story over the weekend. That should act as an antidote to Catherine Tate. #
Posted on April 4th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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  • Thanks to Dizzy saying Chicken Yoghurt’s search facility was poo, it now has a whizzy new one. Without him I would have been none the wiser. #
  • ‘you wake up one morning and realize that your entire adult life was based on the decisions of a teenager’ http://is.gd/3XY Thanks for that #
  • If you’ve nothing to hide, you’ve got nothing to fear. Er… http://is.gd/3Yf #
  • Maybe there is a God after all: http://is.gd/3Z3 #
  • Lipstick Vogue: http://is.gd/3Zd #
  • Let me tell you about the birds the bees… http://is.gd/3Zp #
  • I love a good hostage to fortune. Tessa Jowell: ‘We’re not idiots here’ http://is.gd/40l #
Posted on April 3rd, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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  • Holy crap, now this is impressive: http://snurl.com/238om #
  • Great. The Daleks are back. Again. If Russell T Davies loves them so much why not go the whole hog and make one the Doctor’s assistant? #
  • ‘It’s what English jurisprudence was like before 1215.’ : http://snurl.com/238u2 #
  • ‘HYBRID EMBRYO ESCAPES FROM NORTH EAST LAB’ : http://tinyurl.com/35vg26 #
  • Anti-war liberals sticking up for soldiers, talk show hosts defending veterans. Isn’t that someone else’s job? http://is.gd/3MF #
  • Somebody should bang Nick Eriksen up the wrong ‘un and see if he thinks it’s like eating chocalate. #
  • ‘Harman and Hague clash on fashion’ http://is.gd/3Nx The mother of parliaments, ladies and gentlemen. #
  • Could be useful: http://is.gd/3NF #
  • I can’t find anywhere that records how MPs voted on parliamentary divisions. Anybody any ideas? #
  • Desperately childish, but it made me laugh like a twat: http://is.gd/3Od #
  • Got the record of divisions: http://is.gd/3Oe Ta to @IanWhickham. #
  • Send me a dozen: http://is.gd/3Op #
  • ‘This is gutter government.’ : http://is.gd/3Ou #
  • ‘…it’s in the hundreds of thousands, obviously.’ http://is.gd/3OB #
  • The rights to The Blog Digest have reverted to me, whatever that means. I can claim the unsold stock. Hope there’s enough to build a throne. #
  • Blog stat porn – less than meets the eye redux: http://tinyurl.com/2k8knm This is awesome. #
  • http://is.gd/3Qo #
  • I pass this – http://is.gd/3RS – on without comment except to note that the Catholic Church only forgave Galileo in 1992. #
  • Had my haircut at the barber’s today. Mugabe was in there ahead of me, having a shave. He asked for a Brazilian… http://is.gd/3RV #
  • Hey, Iain Dale just called me a homophobe. That’ll put me back on Guido Fawkes’ Xmas card list if nothing else. #
Posted on April 2nd, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Posted on April 1st, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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  • http://www.woopra.com can sod right off. Make me sign up and download and then demand an invite code I haven’t got? Get to fudge, melonfarmers. #
  • So the BBC News website revamp = more white space. I could have done that for them.http://news.bbc.co.uk/ #
  • I think I’m drowning in the rising tide of mediocrity. Would somebody please lend me their armbands? #
  • @mrpower Yes, a dinghy would be better, but on reflection, I thing one of these might be more suited to my needs: http://tinyurl.com/2e7zaj #
  • What exactly *is* a ‘Nazi-style’ orgy anyway? #
  • And the assault on Enlightenment values continues. http://tinyurl.com/29vnm8. Feeling depressed? Blame the devil.And this in The *Guardian*. #
  • ‘But the concept of inner struggle is something that secular morality fails to retain.’ Calm blue ocean, Calm blue ocean, Calm blue ocean… #
  • Because I can: http://tinyurl.com/2q8lrn I’m having a tache like that and nobody can stop me. #
  • @mrpower Cave lives in Hove (actually). I know where but I’ll never tell! Never seen him for myself though. #
  • Anybody using last.fm want a new friend? http://www.last.fm/user/chickyog/ #
  • John Le Mesurier’s final words were ‘It’s all been rather lovely’. #
  • Sorry, that should be John Charles Elton Le Mesurier De Somerys Halliley. #
  • I saw Robert Mugabe in the queue at the cornershop buying a tin of ham and a copy of Loot. He’s looking for a bedsit near Tesco, apparently. #
  • He never shuts up. ‘Mugabe wants his ham’ he was shouting and ‘Mugabe wants his Loot’. Then ‘hurry up, you homosexuals’. What’s that about? #
  • The Conservatives should keep their stupid, philistine ideas to themselves under McKeating proposals. http://tinyurl.com/2o5p52 #
  • Dear New Statesman, thank you for your press release. The links in it are borked. Are you the right people to be running New Media Awards? #
  • I think I might nominate Guido Fawkes for a New Statesman New Media Awards – for all the work he does for prejudice against homosexuals. #
  • Or what about all the work he does for censorship? #
  • Or how about the way he’s preserved the word ‘mong’ for the nation? #
  • Just brilliant. Wordpress 2.5 has boned the Twitter Tools plugin. No daily digest on the blog, godammit. #
  • Ah, the daily digest is working – just two hours late for some reason. I hate living in the future. #
  • Go Nosemonkey! http://www.uaces.org/ReportingOnEurope.htm #
  • Why the hell are there quotation marks in this headline? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7322204.stm #
  • ‘Brown: World is watching Zimbabwe’ http://tinyurl.com/2sdom6 ‘Watching’. And therein lies the problem. #
  • Want. Beer. Must. Resist. #
  • *Surely* they had a better picture of Gordon Brown than this: http://tinyurl.com/yrcfkk The strangler aesthetic is never a good one. #
  • The relevance of Paul Staines’ bankruptcy: http://tinyurl.com/38k7fa #
  • @mrpower ‘Need to know a bit more about the details before any conclusions.’ If only Guido was held up to such standards. Which is my point. #
  • This is very good: http://tinyurl.com/324p3q Grim subject, 24 carat writing. #
Posted on March 31st, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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  • So, WordPress 2.5 is here. Dare I upgrade? DARE I? #
  • I’ve never read a post by Guido Fawkes that wouldn’t be improved by him putting ‘PS. I am a massive wanker’ in red italics on the bottom #
  • ‘A free buffet, doughnuts and soft drinks’? Blimey, that was some ‘party’ http://tinyurl.com/yp6fjt #
  • I’m slowly coming to the conclusion that the Guardian website is a dog’s breakfast. #
  • Here you go – standing around, being a dick – the Bush Presidency summed up in one minute thirty: http://tinyurl.com/2nc8b7 #
  • Right then. Here goes – WordPress 2.5 meet Chicken Yoghurt. If the blog goes dark in the next few minutes it means I’ve killed it/myself. #
  • Well, that wasn’t exactly painless. The automatic update plugin is rubbish and half the plugins that claim to be compatible are a bit shakey #
  • Just installed this – http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/commentluv/ – on the blog. Everybody leaving a comment now gets some link-lovin’ #
Posted on March 30th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Posted on March 29th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Posted on March 28th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Twitter daily digest for 2008-03-27

  • I like this: http://warrenellis.com/?p=5755 #
  • Did you know that Donald Rumsfeld was Oscar Goldman in the Six Million Dollar Man? http://tinyurl.com/ys5joz #
  • I didn’t know Echo and the Bunnymen were in Iraq: http://tinyurl.com/3bu7xc #
  • I wonder what Carla is doing today *sigh*. #
  • ‘It provides a public service: demonstrating the damage wrought by Thatcherism and Blairism on this country.’ http://tinyurl.com/39kyzc #
  • Is a reflex response of laughing out loud whenever somebody says ‘Nicholas de Lacy-Brown’ really that wrong? #
  • Four days to get to two million. Sign please: http://tinyurl.com/35pbul #
  • Can everybody PLEASE stop blogging for a bit? I’ve 720 unread items in my Bloglines thingy. #
  • I never knew how much I loved France until this week. Thank you for opening my eyes, Gordon. Vive la France! Liberté, égalité, hyperbolé! #
  • The MoD are to admit breaching Baha Mousa’s human rights but not, it seems, his ribcage. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7316943.stm #
  • Oi! Gordon and Nicholas! Get a room! #
  • Fantastic. Espadrilles are back. #
Posted on March 27th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Twitter daily digest for 2008-03-26

  • I’ve been using Project Honeypot a week and I’ve just caught my first bastard: http://tinyurl.com/2p84h7 #
  • Good grief, News 24’s coverage of the Sarkozy state visit is stunningly inane. #
  • @flashboy Yes, but have you seen Carla? Where’s Carla? Have you come to see Carla? Is that Carla? CARLA! #
  • You’re all bastards. #
  • Sod it. Beer. #
  • I don’t think I could give less of a shit about Carla Bruni if I had the mental energy to devote to not giving a shittery. #
  • You know, nobody would give two tugs of a dead dog’s wotsit about the state visit of French president if he didn’t have a saucy missus. #
Posted on March 26th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Posted on March 25th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Posted on March 24th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Posted on March 24th, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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Twitter daily digest for 2008-03-23

  • Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor should keep his nose out of politics and his priests out of children. http://tinyurl.com/3cylll #
  • Jesus Christ. Not even I am this cynical: http://tinyurl.com/2lgg5j #
  • The Observer have mis-captioned this picture: http://tinyurl.com/yrml44 Shouldn’t it say, ‘a child’? We don’t want to upset the Catholics. #
  • Why aren’t Catholic MPs and ministers calling for masturbation and periods to be outlawed? Won’t someone think of the potential children? #
  • Flying Rodent on Iraq: http://tinyurl.com/38bqt2 #
Posted on March 23rd, 2008 at 11:59pm under Twittering

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