‘Twittering’ archive
My tweets and twittering from Twitter
- Aw, they shot that satellite down. I was going to go out and have a look for it tonight. #
- I think braces should be compulsory. When trying to have a quiet pint the last thing I want is a parade of young males’ undercrackers. #
Posted on February 21st, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- Ironic haircuts are rubbish. They were crap on the Bay City Rollers and they’re still crap now. #
- Yay! Stephen Fry’s podcasting: http://www.stephenfry.com/podcasts/ #
- Dammit, I killed my mojo with beer. #
Posted on February 20th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- Happy birthday to me. I’m 37. I’m not old. I’m 37. I’m not old. I’m 37. I’m not old. I’m 37. I’m not old. I’m 37. I’m not old. #
- ‘The Spice Girls say they would love to perform at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebrations.’ Hasn’t he suffered enough over the years? #
- You know, I think Jason Statham may be the finest actor who ever lived. #
Posted on February 19th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- I can think of bigger knobheads than Paul Burrell, just not right now: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article813688.ece #
- APOCALYPSEWATCH: Oasis top best British album poll. Keane eighth: http://tinyurl.com/295zn2. The philistines are at the gates. It’s all over #
- Q’s editor said Oasis had polled three times more votes than any other act making them "undoubtedly the nation’s most-loved band". AAAARRGH! #
- @tygerland: Political bloggers lose all credibility when they write at length about stuff they know nothing about? That’s most of us then! #
- I want one of these: http://tinyurl.com/2xe9hv #
- @flashboy Yes, but I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally want one. #
- BREAKING NEWS: Government releases draft Iraq dossier long after media has given all its shits and no longer has one to give. #
Posted on February 18th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Posted on February 16th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- If I was Stephen Duffy, I’d be well brassed off at the arrival of wailing chancer ‘Duffy’. The new Dusty Springfield? In a chimp’s cock. #
- @amarantaviera I love Olbermann. I just wish we had someone like him in the UK. #
- @qwghlm The sequel to "Jumper" should be about a cop who’s brilliant at car chases, then they could call it "Pullover" #
- @qwghlm A bloke who can run faster than the wind: ‘Windcheater’ #
- @qwghlm An armless man who saves pensioners during the winter: ‘Bodywarmer’ #
- The word for tonight is AngeloConspicuousErectileorgan. #
- UKNova’s open for new signups. Get in there bittorrenters - UK TV and radio torrents. I’m downloading 120 Mark Kermode podcasts right now. #
- I love this from the Saudis: http://tinyurl.com/2se8w7. ‘Do as you’re told or people will die’. They’re good friends and allies, donchaknow. #
Posted on February 15th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- How the HELL did I end up on the Loose Changers’ spam list? Grrr. #
- This one-a-day origami calendar really wasn’t designed for a bloke with ten thumbs. #
- The Saudis finally get something right: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/feb/12/saudiarabia.religion #
- I urge you all to get Patton Oswalt’s Feelin’ Kinda Patton. #
- I love charity shops. Peter Cook’s ‘Tragically I was an Only Twin’ for £1.29 and a Darth Maul address book and notepad for 75p. A great day. #
- They say Maxwell’s Silver Hammer is the Beatles’ worst song but what about Run For Your Life where Lennon threatens to kill his girlfriend? #
- @mrpower I’ve just got Werwolves and Lollipops but the kids are home from school so I can’t listen to it yet. Any good? #
- Oh boy, the trailer for the new Indiana Jones movie - http://tinyurl.com/2ej22k. When that theme music starts… #
Posted on February 14th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- The Writer’s Strike’s over. I don’t know whether to cry or throw myself from a high building. #
- So, a Danish newspaper reprints *that* cartoon. Let’s see how many people who savaged the Archbishop defend the right to print it. #
- The Guardian are blogging the Koran after Slate blogged the Bible. I’m thinking about blogging The Essential Fantastic Four volume 1. #
- Far be it from me to diss a classic but why do bagels have to have holes? #
Posted on February 13th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- Just seen Zoe Ball dropping her kid off at school. She’s got a MASSIVE 4×4. #
- I suppose a tasteful Valentine card would be an oxymoron, wouldn’t it? #
- I’m offering a Valentine’s message service on my Twitter account. Anyone wanting to send a message of love let me know. Tenner a word. #
- Also, I’m offering a lonely hearts services as well. Unlucky in love? Send me your ad - no more than 140 characters. Tenner a word. #
- VALENTINE: Oi, Big Udders, I’ll love you till the cows come home. Love Spongiform. #
- Male, 11, GSOH, WLTM filly (18-75) to seduce and abandon. Must be teary, delicate sort. Pref. no burly relatives able to give pasting. #
- ♥: Dear You, thank God for the greetings card industry or I might have forgotten how I feel about you, Love Me xxx #
- @tygerland: I resent that. I’m merely providing a services. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. At a tenner a word. #
- ♥: X, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. This cheap black thong with red hearts on it from Asda is a token of my undying love. Y xxx #
- Never mind Sharia Law, when can we have a Siesta Law? #
- One of the finest episodes of the Simpsons is on Channel 4 RIGHT NOW. #
Posted on February 12th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- The new New Scientist is ace. I’m very excited that time travellers from the future will arrive this year (with a massive slice of luck). #
- @mrpower Yep, earthlings that can manipulate tiny worm holes created by CERN and then prop them open with dark matter. #
- Ooh, threaded comments for WordPress. Me like. #
- Hey! Rown Williams didn’t get lynched. What the hell’s going on? BURN HIM! #
- Can’t believe I just sat through Bruce Almighty. What a piece of crap. I am so ashamed that I’m punishing myself by sending me to bed early. #
Posted on February 11th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Posted on February 9th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- I love using bluetooth on the train and seeing what other people call their phones. There’s someone here with ‘i’ve got a big knob’. #
- Someone left their Private Eye on a bench at Haywards Heath station. Result! Thank you mystery benefactor. #
- I go out for a day and come back to find 870 items on my Bloglines reader. 196 from Channel 4 News. It hasn’t been that busy a day, has it? #
Posted on February 8th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Posted on February 7th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- The chickyog domain is taking a bloody age to resolve to the new web host’s server. Somebody needs to get out and push. #
- I don’t care if this is him or not - https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner - Shatner, I’d fight William Shatner. #
- Police question singer Amy Winehouse in connection with a video apparently showing her talking cack. #
- Who’s up for Even Better Wednesday? Come on, who’s with me? #
- @flashboy That manana attitude is going to get you nowhere. Carpe diem, sonny. #
- @mrpower Hobson’s Choice 2008 #
- @mrpower I’m with Bill Hicks: ‘Hey, wait a minute, there’s one guy holding out both puppets!’ #
- Aw, Victor Bergman’s dead. #
Posted on February 6th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
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Posted on January 29th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
- Blogged: Polishing turds http://tinyurl.com/2tm85h #
- After I’ve stamped my USELESS Belkin wireless router into dust, I’m going to buy the company, raze the HQ and sow the land with salt. #
- Blogged: Fifteen places at once http://tinyurl.com/2chg8s #
- @mrpower Aye, it’s on the Christmas list, Mike. #
- Can somebody remind me in the morning there’s sausage rolls in the fridge need eating. Ta! #
Posted on January 28th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Posted on January 27th, 2008 at 11:59 pm