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Twitter daily digest for 2008-02-21

  • Aw, they shot that satellite down. I was going to go out and have a look for it tonight. #
  • I think braces should be compulsory. When trying to have a quiet pint the last thing I want is a parade of young males’ undercrackers. #
Posted on February 21st, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Twitter daily digest for 2008-02-20

  • Ironic haircuts are rubbish. They were crap on the Bay City Rollers and they’re still crap now. #
  • Yay! Stephen Fry’s podcasting: http://www.stephenfry.com/podcasts/ #
  • Dammit, I killed my mojo with beer. #
Posted on February 20th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Twitter daily digest for 2008-02-19

  • Happy birthday to me. I’m 37. I’m not old. I’m 37. I’m not old. I’m 37. I’m not old. I’m 37. I’m not old. I’m 37. I’m not old. #
  • ‘The Spice Girls say they would love to perform at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebrations.’ Hasn’t he suffered enough over the years? #
  • You know, I think Jason Statham may be the finest actor who ever lived. #
Posted on February 19th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • I can think of bigger knobheads than Paul Burrell, just not right now: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article813688.ece #
  • APOCALYPSEWATCH: Oasis top best British album poll. Keane eighth: http://tinyurl.com/295zn2. The philistines are at the gates. It’s all over #
  • Q’s editor said Oasis had polled three times more votes than any other act making them "undoubtedly the nation’s most-loved band". AAAARRGH! #
  • @tygerland: Political bloggers lose all credibility when they write at length about stuff they know nothing about? That’s most of us then! #
  • I want one of these: http://tinyurl.com/2xe9hv #
  • @flashboy Yes, but I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally want one. #
  • BREAKING NEWS: Government releases draft Iraq dossier long after media has given all its shits and no longer has one to give. #
Posted on February 18th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on February 16th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • If I was Stephen Duffy, I’d be well brassed off at the arrival of wailing chancer ‘Duffy’. The new Dusty Springfield? In a chimp’s cock. #
  • @amarantaviera I love Olbermann. I just wish we had someone like him in the UK. #
  • @qwghlm The sequel to "Jumper" should be about a cop who’s brilliant at car chases, then they could call it "Pullover" #
  • @qwghlm A bloke who can run faster than the wind: ‘Windcheater’ #
  • @qwghlm An armless man who saves pensioners during the winter: ‘Bodywarmer’ #
  • The word for tonight is AngeloConspicuousErectileorgan. #
  • UKNova’s open for new signups. Get in there bittorrenters - UK TV and radio torrents. I’m downloading 120 Mark Kermode podcasts right now. #
  • I love this from the Saudis: http://tinyurl.com/2se8w7. ‘Do as you’re told or people will die’. They’re good friends and allies, donchaknow. #
Posted on February 15th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • How the HELL did I end up on the Loose Changers’ spam list? Grrr. #
  • This one-a-day origami calendar really wasn’t designed for a bloke with ten thumbs. #
  • The Saudis finally get something right: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/feb/12/saudiarabia.religion #
  • I urge you all to get Patton Oswalt’s Feelin’ Kinda Patton. #
  • I love charity shops. Peter Cook’s ‘Tragically I was an Only Twin’ for £1.29 and a Darth Maul address book and notepad for 75p. A great day. #
  • They say Maxwell’s Silver Hammer is the Beatles’ worst song but what about Run For Your Life where Lennon threatens to kill his girlfriend? #
  • @mrpower I’ve just got Werwolves and Lollipops but the kids are home from school so I can’t listen to it yet. Any good? #
  • Oh boy, the trailer for the new Indiana Jones movie - http://tinyurl.com/2ej22k. When that theme music starts… #
Posted on February 14th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • The Writer’s Strike’s over. I don’t know whether to cry or throw myself from a high building. #
  • So, a Danish newspaper reprints *that* cartoon. Let’s see how many people who savaged the Archbishop defend the right to print it. #
  • The Guardian are blogging the Koran after Slate blogged the Bible. I’m thinking about blogging The Essential Fantastic Four volume 1. #
  • Far be it from me to diss a classic but why do bagels have to have holes? #
Posted on February 13th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • Just seen Zoe Ball dropping her kid off at school. She’s got a MASSIVE 4×4. #
  • I suppose a tasteful Valentine card would be an oxymoron, wouldn’t it? #
  • I’m offering a Valentine’s message service on my Twitter account. Anyone wanting to send a message of love let me know. Tenner a word. #
  • Also, I’m offering a lonely hearts services as well. Unlucky in love? Send me your ad - no more than 140 characters. Tenner a word. #
  • VALENTINE: Oi, Big Udders, I’ll love you till the cows come home. Love Spongiform. #
  • Male, 11, GSOH, WLTM filly (18-75) to seduce and abandon. Must be teary, delicate sort. Pref. no burly relatives able to give pasting. #
  • ♥: Dear You, thank God for the greetings card industry or I might have forgotten how I feel about you, Love Me xxx #
  • @tygerland: I resent that. I’m merely providing a services. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. At a tenner a word. #
  • ♥: X, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. This cheap black thong with red hearts on it from Asda is a token of my undying love. Y xxx #
  • Never mind Sharia Law, when can we have a Siesta Law? #
  • One of the finest episodes of the Simpsons is on Channel 4 RIGHT NOW. #
Posted on February 12th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • The new New Scientist is ace. I’m very excited that time travellers from the future will arrive this year (with a massive slice of luck). #
  • @mrpower Yep, earthlings that can manipulate tiny worm holes created by CERN and then prop them open with dark matter. #
  • Ooh, threaded comments for WordPress. Me like. #
  • Hey! Rown Williams didn’t get lynched. What the hell’s going on? BURN HIM! #
  • Can’t believe I just sat through Bruce Almighty. What a piece of crap. I am so ashamed that I’m punishing myself by sending me to bed early. #
Posted on February 11th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on February 9th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • I love using bluetooth on the train and seeing what other people call their phones. There’s someone here with ‘i’ve got a big knob’. #
  • Someone left their Private Eye on a bench at Haywards Heath station. Result! Thank you mystery benefactor. #
  • I go out for a day and come back to find 870 items on my Bloglines reader. 196 from Channel 4 News. It hasn’t been that busy a day, has it? #
Posted on February 8th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on February 7th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • The chickyog domain is taking a bloody age to resolve to the new web host’s server. Somebody needs to get out and push. #
  • I don’t care if this is him or not - https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner - Shatner, I’d fight William Shatner. #
  • Police question singer Amy Winehouse in connection with a video apparently showing her talking cack. #
  • Who’s up for Even Better Wednesday? Come on, who’s with me? #
  • @flashboy That manana attitude is going to get you nowhere. Carpe diem, sonny. #
  • @mrpower Hobson’s Choice 2008 #
  • @mrpower I’m with Bill Hicks: ‘Hey, wait a minute, there’s one guy holding out both puppets!’ #
  • Aw, Victor Bergman’s dead. #
Posted on February 6th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on February 5th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on February 4th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on February 3rd, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • Is there anybody else out there who doesn’t ‘get’ Hot Chip? It pains me that they’re thriving and yet the Beta Band couldn’t get arrested. #
  • I wish someone would send me brill links like they do to Warren Ellis: http://www.worldometers.info/ #
  • Blogged: Soaking up the leaks http://tinyurl.com/2mv7b2 #
  • Blogged: And after all, he’s our wonderwall http://tinyurl.com/3xmjyu #
  • Blogged: One for 2000AD readers only http://tinyurl.com/yrd9eb #
  • Aren’t all suicide bombers ‘mentally disabled’? #
  • Yay! Andrew Collings and Richard Herrin podcasts: http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/collingsherrin/ #
  • @mrpower Have you got to bit where they reckon Woolworths could have saved Chris Langhams’s career? #
  • Photo: The Riverdance (as taken by my dad) http://tinyurl.com/38yg78 #
  • Photo: The guts of the Riverdance (as taken by my dad) http://tinyurl.com/2g9gjd #
  • Has anybody else noticed how frighteningly short the time it takes to put a tenner’s worth of petrol in a car is? #
  • Went to Cissbury Ring the Iron Age fort for the fresh air. Should be renamed Sh*tbury Ring in honour of all the dogs who have crapped there. #
Posted on February 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on February 1st, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on January 31st, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • Blogged: Democracy on the march http://tinyurl.com/2u8znq #
  • Blogged: Testing times http://tinyurl.com/2sg6vo #
  • Photo: A shock for who exactly? http://tinyurl.com/33np4h #
  • Is it wrong to feel a bit sorry for Derek Conway? #
  • I think Giuliani’s problem was that he was just too soft on terrorism. #
  • ‘Presenter Vernon Kay has signed a two-year "golden handcuffs" deal with ITV’. They’ve chained him to a radiator for the good of the country #
  • ‘The Government is looking at using “coercion” tactics as a way of introducing the controversial ID card scheme’: http://tinyurl.com/2vhe92 #
  • Bloody hell, Jeremy Beadle’s shuffled off. #
Posted on January 30th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on January 29th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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  • Blogged: Polishing turds http://tinyurl.com/2tm85h #
  • After I’ve stamped my USELESS Belkin wireless router into dust, I’m going to buy the company, raze the HQ and sow the land with salt. #
  • Blogged: Fifteen places at once http://tinyurl.com/2chg8s #
  • @mrpower Aye, it’s on the Christmas list, Mike. #
  • Can somebody remind me in the morning there’s sausage rolls in the fridge need eating. Ta! #
Posted on January 28th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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Posted on January 27th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

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